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Originally posted by KaiLee American football should be called "handball"......you use your hands most of the time anyways. I guess handball didn't sound hardcore enough so they decided to use football and develop their own word for football to cover it up

Your post reminded me of this joke (Can't remember where I saw it now):

- "OK everyone! Let's play some football! YEAH!"
- "But sir, when I kick the ball, I keep missing the goal."
- "Well, Ok, we'll move the goal above the ground and remove the top bar, so you can shoot it as high as you want."
- "But sir, I'm having trouble controlling the ball with my feet."
- "Well, Ok, just use your hands then."
- "But sir, it's hard to throw the soccer ball."
- "Well, ok, we'll just use something that looks like a melon then so you could throw it easier."
- "But sir, I still can't get it into the goal."
- "Well, Ok, just run past the end of the field, that should be enough."
- "But sir, I keep getting tired."
- "Well, Ok, we'll take 2 minute breaks after every play."
- "But sir, aren't we playing a glorified version of handball now?"
- "Hmm, handball sounds gay, so we'll call it football."
- "But sir, there's already a game called football, and it's nothing like what we're playing now."
- "That's okay - we're Americans - we'll just call it football, and impose our beliefs on the rest of the world, making them call their game soccer."

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This thread should be directed towards men as well, since I tend to be the one spazzing out over the games while my man questions why this "spazzing" is necessary....

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Originally posted by *~LiSa-LoO~* .just when the Beckham's are around...what a hot family.

I likeD his wife back in the day. Alot!







^^^ THis is such a funny interview w/ them! Ali G is on fucking FIRE! I cracked up laughing SO HARD the first time I saw it!

Posh and David come out about 2 mins into it! Its just plain hilarity from there on out! Ali G knows NO BOUNDRIES!!!

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Last edited by Jem_hadar on Jun-29-2006 at 00:16

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Originally posted by Cosmic Fur Your post reminded me of this joke (Can't remember where I saw it now): - "OK everyone! Let's play some football! YEAH!" - "But sir, when I kick the ball, I keep missing the goal." - "Well, Ok, we'll move the goal above the ground and remove the top bar, so you can shoot it as high as you want." - "But sir, I'm having trouble controlling the ball with my feet." - "Well, Ok, just use your hands then." - "But sir, it's hard to throw the soccer ball." - "Well, ok, we'll just use something that looks like a melon then so you could throw it easier." - "But sir, I still can't get it into the goal." - "Well, Ok, just run past the end of the field, that should be enough." - "But sir, I keep getting tired." - "Well, Ok, we'll take 2 minute breaks after every play." - "But sir, aren't we playing a glorified version of handball now?" - "Hmm, handball sounds gay, so we'll call it football." - "But sir, there's already a game called football, and it's nothing like what we're playing now." - "That's okay - we're Americans - we'll just call it football, and impose our beliefs on the rest of the world, making them call their game soccer."

HAHAHAHAHAAHAH, esp that last part!!!

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