Be about to kiss her, then say "Just a second baby" and spray her mouth with mint breath freshener.

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Originally posted by javindhra Be about to kiss her, then say "Just a second baby" and spray her mouth with mint breath freshener.

yea you remindme of that guy who makes out with his dog

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Originally posted by lücid i add them to my Top 8 friends on myspace.

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Originally posted by paulandrews What has she said?

Normally I've received either looks of blank confusion or utter repulsion. Occasionally such a forward approach will be rewarded with further discussion of the matter.... but it's rare. More commonly then requesting anal, however, I've just asked girls if they wanna fuck.... it's resulted in sex approximately 10 times... and a bar brawl once..... 10:1 one nighter to ass kicking ration, pretty good in my books.

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

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Originally posted by Protege I jump in the deep end of the pool and pretend to drown. When the hot lifeguard saves me, I pretend to look like a dead fish so that she'll give me mouth to mouth. Then when she goes to breath into my lungs I stick my tougue in her mouth and we begin making out. It works everytime.

that is soooo over-done

doesn't work when I'm on duty.
I let the fckers drown.

well the classic glance works for me

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my move:

gets 'em every time

a little gun action with the hand followed with a wink.

ftw.

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Originally posted by r5a a little gun action with the hand followed with a wink. ftw.

lol

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by r5a a little gun action with the hand followed with a wink. ftw.

id combine it with a 'im going this way' look

spot on son.

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Found Atlantis - Mixography [mix archive/mokumentary/my soul]?
i writed a song.

good posture
and being social and fun

sometimes if im going all out i wear louder clothes than normal.

=)

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