i bet your bf makes your bum whistle

great joke
damn that was funny

what do you call an attractive women in italy
a tourist

if tarzan and jane were italian, what would that make cheetah?
the least hairiest of the 3

how do you kill an italian?
you slam the toilet bowl on his head while hes getting a drink.

how do you know a person is gay.
his whistle is all sticky

i must admit ur putting up a decent fight
i thot u wulda got upset, and ran to the ref...... i mean moderator

Why do puerto ricans put their trash in clear trash bags?


So the italians can go window shopping.



Why do italian men have mustaches?


so they can look like their mothers.



how do you make an italian?


put a black in one hand, a jew in the other, and slam them together....WOP!


why is italy shaped like a boot?


do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

i love racial humour even if its directed at me.

slylee do you know who rocco siffredi is?

whislting is still lame.

I HATE WHISTLES especially when they are blown in my ear while i pass by

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Originally posted by dallastar I HATE WHISTLES especially when they are blown in my ear while i pass by

whistles are less annoying than you and you fucking weird japmanistanimation sig female nou

I once kicked this italians ass for walking by me while being italian... i'm racist so?

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak slylee do you know who rocco siffredi is?

a ginnie?

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Uber Hypnotiq You didn't use any!

Yes...that was intended

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Originally posted by lacksesepsotygh for those of you going to dance valley, look out for me. i'm bringing the bag pipe

niiiiiice

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak japmanistanimation

^^word of the week lmao

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