Dear Desparate,

Headbutt her that way you can't be arrested for throwing a punch.

Sincerely,

Zidane

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Originally posted by Azia OR eat healthy, workout, get a tan, lose the glasses, wear TAG and chew trident white that may be the step in the right direction.

eat healthy....check
workout....hella check
get a tan....natural
lose the glasses....no way. they are a part of my persona
wear tag....no way. that's part of a social movement and i'm not part of the MTV crowd
chew trident white.....check


maybe i'm just ugly

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

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Originally posted by DjConfessions maybe i'm just ugly

pix or stfu

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Originally posted by DjConfessions i was doing the usual "knock your co-workers name tag off" deal today at work cus it wasn't busy and the stores weekly ad totalled sucked cock. So i am in the championship round with G-money and then there is this totally hot girl at customer service. I'm lookin at her and I don't know wether she is 12 or 20 but who cares, u know. as long as u don't touch u can imagine, rite. So anyways, whatever happens and she and her grandmother come over to my register and i'm like "yo." and she's like "hi." and i'm like "getting an Ipod, eh?" and she's like "ya." and that was it. i processed her credit card and she walked out on my life she was 23 years old.

LOOK AT ME EVERYBODY!!!!!

Why do you make posts like this? I remember your posts under DJ Slain, and this is an obvious charade.

'Ooo Look at me, I am so crazy and random.' No, you are not. You're not funny either.

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Originally posted by Azia pix or stfu

give us fair warning so we can close our eyes

here's my profile


here's the lower half of my face

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

lol

exactly. I thought I remembered seeing that pic, that's where my advice came from just barely. and I'll stick w it.

Whats on your tongue.?

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Originally posted by DjConfessions here's my profile here's the lower half of my face

it has been confirmed
penis is your only options
most women cant handle the amount of booze it would take.
you look like a cumdumpster

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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike LOOK AT ME EVERYBODY!!!!! Why do you make posts like this? I remember your posts under DJ Slain, and this is an obvious charade. 'Ooo Look at me, I am so crazy and random.' No, you are not. You're not funny either.

i post under DJ Slain or i post under DjConfessions. Either way...i post. stop me

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

oh no! he has the "angles" and we all know what that means...

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak penis is your only option

exactly. it only hurts for a couple minutes.

tell them to be slow, lotsa lube, mouth gag, start w finger, and eventually it may feel good.