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dallastar
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Registered: Jul 2003
Location: 333 Half Evil ™

this thread is AWESOME

AAAAArrrrrrrrrrrrr thanx 4 the giggles


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Fir3start3r
Armin Acolyte



Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Toronto, ON, Canada

quote:
Originally posted by Abercrombie


Love the "Avast" button.
Awesome!


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Jem_hadar
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Registered: Nov 2003
Location: Pandora (South of Nowhere)

quote:
Originally posted by RobSt*r
This is my favourite Pirate sex move.

Its called the Angry pirate:

To perform the angry pirate, one must "pretend" to ejaculate when having doggy style sex. This can be achived by spitting on her back. When she turns to see the plentifull bounty on her back, you then "for real" ejaculate in her eye.

She will be upset, and probably try to hit you or attack in some manner. This is when you give her a Karate chop to the knee.

As you run away in tears from laughter, if you turn to look behind you, as she comes towards you in anger, with one hand covering the shell shocked eye, and limping from the karate chop to the knee, it should resemble an ANGRY PIRATE

Yarrrrrr


HAHAHAHA, that's so awesome! LOL


quote:
Originally posted by geroin


my favourite pirate movie



FUNNY enough, my buddy nate's gf Jenna showed me this movie when I was over at their place in the spring! She loves it, LOL.

It was her favourite porn movie actually, she paid fucking like 80$ or soomething for it! It wasnt cheap!


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Registered: Mar 2003
Location: on holiday

OMG those pictures are hilarious!


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Fir3start3r
Armin Acolyte



Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Toronto, ON, Canada

It's not true that pirates can't dance!

YARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!


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Armin Acolyte



Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Toronto, ON, Canada

Pirrrrrrate Wars!


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...white shores...and beyond...the far green country under a swift sunrise."

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TheNeonAlien
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Registered: Oct 2002
Location: Toronto

What do you call a pirate that likes little girls...............








RRRRRRRRRR-Kelly!!!


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rabbitjoker
aural sadist



Registered: Aug 2002
Location: Toronto, ON, CANADA

Q: What's a pirate's favorite alliance-creating diplomatic agreement from the Second World War?
A: The TripARRRtite Pact.

YARRRRRRRR!


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Fir3start3r
Armin Acolyte



Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Toronto, ON, Canada

Be a pirate!


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The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all change to silver glass...and then you see it...
...white shores...and beyond...the far green country under a swift sunrise."

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Fir3start3r
Armin Acolyte



Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Toronto, ON, Canada

...but don't be like these pirates.......

I present the worst pirate video EVAR....



...uh...yea......yar?


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The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all change to silver glass...and then you see it...
...white shores...and beyond...the far green country under a swift sunrise."

Last edited by Fir3start3r on Sep-11-2006 at 20:25

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rabbitjoker
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Registered: Aug 2002
Location: Toronto, ON, CANADA

Q: Of which concept shared by Jungian psychology and Northrop Frye's literary theory are pirates especially fond?
A: ARRRchetype.


YARRRRRRRR!


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rabbitjoker
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Registered: Aug 2002
Location: Toronto, ON, CANADA

Q: What's a pirate's favorite aspect of computational linguistics?
A: PARRRsing sentences.


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