i wouldn't be caught dead in a gay bar

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

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Originally posted by stren begun the flame war has

Let's roll.
I got like 20 more minutes of bullshitting and then I'm outta work.

Also Lucid, below your name it says you spin Whore House, are you trying to represent yourself through that?
And if that's you in the picture in your avatar, then sorry honey, that's a mixer, not a bag of fucking chips on your cow like thighs.

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Originally posted by celestialmind That doesn't mean I'm gay, I had sex twice last night, and yes she was latina, and yes she was hot, very, very fucking hot, and yes she's my girl.

that's amazing. would you like a medal?

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Originally posted by celestialmind Also Lucid, below your name it says you spin Whore House, are you trying to represent yourself through that? And if that's you in the picture in your avatar, then sorry honey, that's a mixer, not a bag of fucking chips on your cow like thighs.

i got nothin to prove, buddy... unlike you, who feels the need to express to all of us how hot and straight you are.

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Originally posted by infinity HiGH that's amazing. would you like a medal?

Not for this one, give me the one for my actual record of 10 times within an 8 hour span. That was tiring.

This guy's funny. It's always a good read when someone like him comes in here-

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Originally posted by lücid i got nothin to prove

No shit?
I thought I cleared that up for everybody in my previous post.

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Originally posted by celestialmind Not for this one, give me the one for my actual record of 10 times within an 8 hour span. That was tiring.

seriuosly what the fuck are you trying to prove here? everyone knows you're an in-the-closet homo.

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Originally posted by Allied Nations This guy's funny. It's always a good read when someone like him comes in here-

yeah i was gonna lock the thread but i think i'll keep it open for a good laugh.

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Originally posted by Allied Nations This guy's funny. It's always a good read when someone like him comes in here-

Good to see you laugh bro.
I'm not lying about that by the way, she stands the witness.
I honestly doubt my libido level is ever gonna increase to that level, I'm 28 and already sexed out.