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Originally posted by Theresa

Exact-fuckin'-ly!

These washrooms are extremly poorly mantained. I try my very best to not use any public washroom ESPECIALLY club washrooms but when you're dancing like no tomorrow you get extremly thirsty and that leads to a full bladder.

Hovering + trying to pee while drunk = not very good combo.

I remember having to ask this one women to hold the door for me and she was like " What's the matter, do you not know how to close the door " So I ended up peeing with no security that the door would be shut securily. Well, when I was washing my hands she was in a stall, and the door got opened on her. Karma, I love it.

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Originally posted by Frenchie when you're dancing like no tomorrow you get extremly thirsty and that leads to a full bladder.

I typically sweat it all out, of course, I only drink water and red bulls.

Hovering + trying to pee while drunk = not very good combo.

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Originally posted by Frenchie Well, when I was washing my hands she was in a stall, and the door got opened on her. Karma, I love it.

Please tell me you walked over to the stall right after that and said "see bitch?" and walked away.

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this is like really normal at least in norway... one of my best girl friends dragged me to the toilet.. it was kinda weird...

i know in oslo there's a bar that has stalls with two sets of toilets in each stall, at the girls restrooms.

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Originally posted by babyvsrhino Please tell me you walked over to the stall right after that and said "see bitch?" and walked away.

No, lol! I just looked in the mirror and said, "Karma"

I dunno but my Thermodynamics I class was fucking amazing. PERIOD.

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Originally posted by riskytrader So this has perplexed me because I just started noticing it more now that I went out a lot this past summer. I figure if anyone knows it's someone in the COr. So I get the fact that us girls go to the washroom (or restroom for you fine americans) together, that's fine. But lately I notice two girls are always going into the same stall together at clubs. A friend of mine too was like oh, there's an open stall...let's go. I'm like that's okay I'll wait and thankfully another stall opened up at that exact time. I'm sorry but this seems odd to me. I mean I want to put as much toilet paper down as possible on the seat, pee and get the hell out of there. I don't want to watch my friends pee (even though I know a few guys that would get off on that!) and if I turn around my ass is in their face. Okay, I'd understand if maybe it's a bisexual thing but I doubt it because some of these stalls/washrooms are nastyyy (guv washrooms!)...so no way is anyone doing anything remotely sexual in there (I HOPE!!) Can anyone shed some light on this?

they were problably going to sniff some ghetto drugs up there noses or sticking 'e''s up there asses! LOL! sorry that was brutal! asorrrry

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Originally posted by Frenchie Exact-fuckin'-ly! These washrooms are extremly poorly mantained. I try my very best to not use any public washroom ESPECIALLY club washrooms but when you're dancing like no tomorrow you get extremly thirsty and that leads to a full bladder. Hovering + trying to pee while drunk = not very good combo. I remember having to ask this one women to hold the door for me and she was like " What's the matter, do you not know how to close the door " So I ended up peeing with no security that the door would be shut securily. Well, when I was washing my hands she was in a stall, and the door got opened on her. Karma, I love it.

try to aim at a urinal when you are so fooked that you cant see straight anymore..... not to mention guys bathrooms smell permanently of urine.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN I have 3 hobbies: gaming, DJing & correcting maladjusted fools on the internet.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN Yeah, I’d like to know what horrible, scarring incident in your childhood turned you into such an ignorant, intellectual-hating philistine?

do you know women can now pee standing up too!

using the P-Pal!
<--can't find any info

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Originally posted by colonelcrisp try to aim at a urinal when you are so fooked that you cant see straight anymore..... not to mention guys bathrooms smell permanently of urine.

Trust me, there is no comparison.

There is usually about a foot of toilet paper (USED) surrounding the toilet, the toilet seat is usually smeared with feces/vomit/red stuff and usually has wet drips all over it, which I assume is pee, it reeks of a sewer mixed with a heavy smell of about 230945823 perfumes, and the walls are usually grimy with weird stickey substances.

Try having to aim while swaying above the toilet whilst avoiding touching the actual bowl with your legs/clothes/ass, trying to maintain your balance, unable to go within a 1 foot radius of the walls, and making sure the stall door is closed, all at the same time.

I cannot imagine the guys bathroom being worse.

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Originally posted by dallastar do you know women can now pee standing up too! using the P-Pal! <--can't find any info

I REALLY want one of those.. I camp a lot, and that would be incredibly handy for guv, or anywhere else for that matter.

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Originally posted by Theresa I REALLY want one of those.. I camp a lot, and that would be incredibly handy for guv, or anywhere else for that matter.

theresa wants her own pen0r

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Originally posted by Swamper theresa wants her own pen0r

In several different contexts.