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Originally posted by arnoldj I had run a thread about me wanting to hook up with this chick from school, so I did and I got to tell you.... You know that the biggest turn off that anyone can experience? The after so long you want to bang some hot chick and then it turns out she cant fuk Its like you cannot even reach full speed because the car dies on you

LOL OH MAN I AM RIGHT THERE WITH YOU ON THIS ONE LOL!!!11111!11!






























































































































Told you guys someone was going to get it!

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FAK, ygrene, i effing love you. if i were gay i would rape you.

OUCH!

There you got me.

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wow....wow

did that hurt arnold??

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Originally posted by XoxidE wow....wow did that hurt arnold??

He hasn't repied so I'm assuming he's KO'd big time....


.... or dead.

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Originally posted by Ibizadreamer AG FAK, ygrene, i effing love you. if i were gay i would rape you.

lolz he does look sexy too...

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The biggest turnoff is when a girl has an acne covered face, with oozing boils on her neck, incredibly disoriented teeth and jaw line, busted blood vessels in both eyes, snot hanging out the nose, ear wax dripping out the ear, partially missing half her hair which is also multicolored, multiple cold sores around the lips, and alot of makeup.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

Yea he does..muscular and all owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

that's funny you should mention that because i was recently talking to my ex boyfriend whom i'm still good buddies with and he was talking about this chick he dated briefly after we broke up. she's smoking hot. she's only 21 (he's 30) and she models, so clearly she was an amazing catch for him. anyway, he was saying how she sucked in bed and i was like, "WHAT? that sucks" he said she couldn't even kiss good and she would just lay there, and she'd get all offended if he called it "fucking". she'd be like, "BILLY! it's called making love"


i mean, i'm not even a guy, but even as a female, i could imagine how that would totally kill it for a guy. i just assumed she was great in bed and they had crazy porn star sex because of how hot she is, but i guess looks can be decieving.

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee i mean, i'm not even a guy, but even as a female, i could imagine how that would totally kill it for a guy. i just assumed she was great in bed and they had crazy porn star sex because of how hot she is, but i guess looks can be decieving.

In 2005, the American Medical Association, diagnosed this disease... after much research, they called it 'Hilton Dystrophy'.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

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Originally posted by Slylee that's funny you should mention that because i was recently talking to my ex boyfriend whom i'm still good buddies with and he was talking about this chick he dated briefly after we broke up. she's smoking hot. she's only 21 (he's 30) and she models, so clearly she was an amazing catch for him. anyway, he was saying how she sucked in bed and i was like, "WHAT? that sucks" he said she couldn't even kiss good and she would just lay there, and she'd get all offended if he called it "fucking". she'd be like, "BILLY! it's called making love" i mean, i'm not even a guy, but even as a female, i could imagine how that would totally kill it for a guy. i just assumed she was great in bed and they had crazy porn star sex because of how hot she is, but i guess looks can be decieving.

some of the most smoking bombs can be terrible laids... they actually don't do any effort as they know they're hot and think that is more than enough, it can happen more than often... but your ex just got unlucky, models are really good in bed.

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Slylee, it's spelled deceiving...sighs