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Originally posted by Surreal JRS Yes.

Man, I need to see that skit again.

HILARIOUS

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Originally posted by chinamon not true. i say "ugh" but i am a tranny.

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Originally posted by kotsy lol colour me retarded

Russell Peters is hilarious. I think he retired the aforementioned joke in Russell Peters: Oursourced (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0823187/)

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Originally posted by Misanthrope I'm crashing this sausage party. I hope all your future wives beat the fuck out of you abusive fathers. if you decide to marry.

Still debating whether Eric should be allowed to pollute the gene pool with his seed

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Originally posted by chinamon not true. i say "ugh" but i am a tranny.

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Originally posted by kotsy lol colour me retarded

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Originally posted by MarkT your assumptions, exaggerations and bias in this post are laughable. so from that quote, YOU have interpreted it that parents who spank their kids are implied to be "criminals", "social pariahs" and "child abusers". um...or maybe they may be suggesting that it's easy to hit a kid...not so easy to communicate, teach and PARENT a kid. Parents are becoming increasingly detached from their kids lives and perhaps teaching them a silly "might makes right" lesson by physically punishing or intimidating them into listening to you isn't the best option. The extensions you make are ridiculous.

Well i'll be dipped in shit, and called delicious... Looks like someone needs a stone cold slap for breaking up our party...you're making too much sense there homie, and it's not appreciated. This thread is about slapping kids cause we're stronger then them, and we is adults so it's our prerogative to slap the youngins when we feels like it. Stop making sense with your logic and shit and get back to your happy slappy place, aight.

Jayx1 the prez up in this bitch, and when the man stands on his soapbox y'all better bow down and listen. Preach on brother Jay, the world and all the wild, rowdy ass, undisciplined shorties need you to fight on their behalf. Remember: Childhood development begins with a slap.

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Originally posted by Misanthrope I'm crashing this sausage party. I hope all your future wives beat the fuck out of you abusive fathers. if you decide to marry.

How they gonna do that if we lock em up in the dungeon and only let em out when they have to go into the kitchen to cook breakfast, lunch and dinner ? Bitches and kids don't get free passes...gotta stay on that diabolical tip if ya wanna run your house the right way.

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Born and Raised in Croatia...

i TOTALY agree with 7-4-7

if you deserve it you should get it...end of story
i am not for beating kids...but a fast one across the face wont kill them..

I used to hear alot of my friends call their parents stupid, idiots, dumb, bitch...and other disrespectful things

if i was to ever call my mom or dad any of those....i would get slap the spoon and the slipper....and i knew it, which is exactly why i never did it...

ppl need to feel that their parents have some kind of power over them and you have to listen...

pure words dont work in most cases....thats why we have shows like maury where ppl bring 10yr olds and cry about how they treat them...saying my 10yr old hits me and call me bitch and smokes weed...

i would be dead if i was to ever even think of doing any of those things..

so to wrap it up here is a famous phrase from my mother...

"I gave you life, and put u on this earth, so u better know i can take it away!"

You guys are chump-shits! In this day and age, with light-as-a-feather metal and aluminum, you're going to use a WOODEN spoon? PAH!

I've already got a giant fuckin metal industrial OMFGI'mstirringastewfor 5000inasinglepot-sized spoon.

My kid better hope his first word is 'daddy' and not 'no'.

And if my first is a girl... well... he better hope he comes out with a third leg..

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Originally posted by Cro_Addict Born and Raised in Croatia... i TOTALY agree with 7-4-7 if you deserve it you should get it...end of story i am not for beating kids...but a fast one across the face wont kill them.. I used to hear alot of my friends call their parents stupid, idiots, dumb, bitch...and other disrespectful things if i was to ever call my mom or dad any of those....i would get slap the spoon and the slipper....and i knew it, which is exactly why i never did it... ppl need to feel that their parents have some kind of power over them and you have to listen... pure words dont work in most cases....thats why we have shows like maury where ppl bring 10yr olds and cry about how they treat them...saying my 10yr old hits me and call me bitch and smokes weed... i would be dead if i was to ever even think of doing any of those things.. so to wrap it up here is a famous phrase from my mother... "I gave you life, and put u on this earth, so u better know i can take it away!"

lol...this thread went to shit.

I hear ya...but did you ask yourself why those kids would disrespect (god I hate that word, lol, but it works in this case) their parents in the first place? maybe because they have a shit relationship with them?

when kids turn out to be little assholes, I blame the parents first. Kids don't become disrespectful little thug pricks on their own...it's the environment they grow up in. Spanking or not spanking them doesn't make them "good people"...it just keeps them in line until their old enough to either hit you back or be kicked out of the house, lol.

fuck, why not use a telephone book and a bat...no marks, right?

My dad abused us as children but not through our whole childhood. He had 3 wives and with each one he calmed down a bit, by the last one it was no more beatings and just well deserved spankings. Even as a kid I knew the difference. I knew when I deserved it and when he was just being a jerk. I have no problem with spanking today because I could always see the distinction. Hopefully if I'm ever stupid or unlucky enough to have kids I'll have a decent enough relationship with them to not have to spank but if I do, so be it. It's not criminal. Maybe not ideal, but it's not wrong either.

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy im gonnabeat the shit out of my kids and enjoy it on every level. im gonna spank them when they didnt even do anything wrong. cause i know they did something and i didnt find out abt it

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA solid.

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Originally posted by Surreal JRS Somebody going to get a hurt real bad. [/Russell Peters]

Me, Drew, Dannie, Blackness and Jenia, listened to this skit like 4 times the wkend before labour.

On the way down to his cottage, at teh cottage, on the way back from teh cottage... god, sooooooo funny! SO glad we had it on CD!

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