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Originally posted by lücid i knew i was gonna see that picture when i saw UWM had the last post in this thread.

Am I getting that predictable?

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Originally posted by Slylee this isn't always the most reliable resource. just ask, because we are pros at faking and we usually do...A LOT.

If one is paying attention one can tell the difference.... muscle contractions don't lie.

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

yea we can fake muscle contractions too and "trembles".

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee i wouldn't have asked that question if i didn't do the same thing myself, because that would make me a big hypocrite now wouldn't it?

never alluded to you being a hypocrit, you should know me by now

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i think men would have a harder time asking just because it's that whole macho thing, but really, it's a huge turn-on if you just ask before. it shows that you are really eager to please, and that you want to do it the right way. then you'll never have to ask/guess/pay attention again!

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee yea we can fake muscle contractions too and "trembles".

no, you can't... one cannot make a muscle spasm.

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

Killa! I'ma see if the wife has a "muff" when I get home from work! Can't wait. Thanks guys!

'how do you want me to put it in'

that borders comical and sexual seriousness ...

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Originally posted by Slylee then you'll never have to ask/guess/pay attention again!

Wow, is that ever incorrect. While what works will usually work frequently not always... paying close attention is a must in order to ensure success.

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

grooviebeats eats the muff

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard Wow, is that ever incorrect. While what works will usually work frequently not always... paying close attention is a must in order to ensure success.

no it's not, because we fake things a lot. especially when we're not in the mood and we're giving you obligatory sex/oral sex.


i'm the woman here, so quit acting like you're the pro about what we want.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee i'm the woman here, so quit acting like you're the pro about what we want.

but you are just one woman. Women differ among themselves far more than men... some orgasm, some never do, some masturbate often, others never, some have visible clitorises, others don't...