Spoons... and Strong Bad...
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{Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat are in a field.}
STRONG MAD: A GLOWY BOX! A GLOWY BOX!
STRONG BAD: A glowy box? Are you sure that's what you'd get for your tattoo?
STRONG MAD: IT'S PERSONAL!
THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises}
STRONG BAD: I'd want mine to look like a prison tattoo that you carved out yourself with a spoon and some soap.**
{Cut to a muscled arm.}
STRONG BAD: There'd be a rocket launcher, of course,—
{A rocket launcher appears on the arm.}
STRONG BAD: —and above that it'd just say, "Bad Guy."
{The words "BAD GUY" are written in yellow above the rocket launcher. Music begins. A silhouetted Strong Bad shakes his head back and forth in front of an orange background with yellow polka dots. Cut to a road sign that says, "now entering BAD GUY". The words "BAD GUY" pop out of the sign. Cut to Strong Bad dancing with a background of yellow and green stripes.}
SINGERS: Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy.
{Strong Bad, in Strong Badia, beats a muffler with a pipe. Cut to a scene with Cold One bottles and a bowl of peanuts. Strong Bad spins around on top of the scene.}
SINGERS: Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy.
{Strong Bad dances in front of a gray background with the words "BAD GUY".}
SINGERS: Strong Bad is a bad, bad man.
{A black background with Strong Bad's head poking up and his gloves poking down. The words "Bad guy" flash in purple and green neon.}
SINGERS: Strong Bad hates Marzipan!
{Strong Bad spray paints a poster with Marzipan that says, "vote whales".}
SINGERS: Strong Bad's got a master plan,
{Strong Bad spins upside down in front of the peanuts and bottles. Cut to a blueprint with a van and a dancing Strong Bad that reads, "MASTER PLAN".}
SINGERS: To buy a custom conversion van!
{A van drives toward the screen. The word "Vantastic" appears.}
SINGERS: Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy.
{Strong Bad beats the muffler with the pipe again. Cut to a rocket launcher, which shoots a rocket at the screen. When the rocket "hits," the explosion says "DOOj."}
SINGERS: Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy.
{Marshie flies around in an orange and yellow background}
SINGERS: Marshie is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy.
{Trogdor walks by, burninating.}
SINGERS: Trogdor is a bad, bad guy!
{Cut back to the Field. Music ends. Homestar walks in.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey guys! H'whatcha teekenbot?
STRONG BAD: We're talking about something cool and interesting. You wouldn't understand.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, tattoos, huh? I'd get one on my forearm {the bulging arm reappears, and tattoos appear on it as Homestar talks} that said, "The For Real Deal," and has a picture of me dressed up like Uncle Sam.
STRONG BAD: You'd get one on your forearm, huh?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Or one on my bulging bicep that just says "Cake Man." {the bulging arm reappears, with 'cakeman' on it in crude blue script} Ooh, or a glowy box on my wrist...
STRONG BAD: {to The Cheat} I just don't have the heart to tell him.
STRONG MAD: YOU DON'T HAVE AR- {gets cut off by a cut to the bulging arm with a "THE END" tattoo and a rocket launcher tattoo above it, then changes to a black screen that says "done."} |
** Strong Bad's desire to have a tattoo that "you carved out yourself with a spoon and some soap" refers to the old prison cliché of carving weapons out of soap.
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