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Originally posted by jdat 55 year old queer nudist male?

lol who doesn't pay his taxes

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COR Reality show:

6 fat guys sitting on a couch: five of them are Nou and one of them is a bearded dwarf that claims to be a female. The bearded Dwarf turns to the five Nous & says: "You wanna have buttsecks?". One Nou cums in his pants, another Nou starts crying with happiness & the other 3 Nous gang rape the crying Nou. The Nous then pull out their machetes, cut the bearded dwarfs head off & then hit the streets to pick fight with the googooly gang. Googoolies gang fights back with a plumber plunger & the plunger sticks to Nous head. Nou responds by using his telepathic powers to make all of the googooly heads explode & blood pisses everywhere. Some blood squirts on to Nous shirt, staining it & he starts crying. The other Nous gang rape the crying Nou again. Nou and the rest of the Nou gang then fly off like superman to the sun to build a club house on a solar flare.

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ COR Reality show: 6 fat guys sitting on a couch: five of them are Nou and one of them is a bearded dwarf that claims to be a female. The bearded Dwarf turns to the five Nous & says: "You wanna have buttsecks?". One Nou cums in his pants, another Nou starts crying with happiness & the other 3 Nous gang rape the crying Nou. The Nous then pull out their machetes, cut the bearded dwarfs head off & then hit the streets to pick fight with the googooly gang. Googoolies gang fights back with a plumber plunger & the plunger sticks to Nous head. Nou responds by using his telepathic powers to make all of the googooly heads explode & blood pisses everywhere. Some blood squirts on to Nous shirt, staining it & he starts crying. The other Nous gang rape the crying Nou again. Nou and the rest of the Nou gang then fly off like superman to the sun to build a club house on a solar flare.

where do i fit in in this story xeno?

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Originally posted by Dj_Skez I'd love to be the guy in the couch, you know, the character from half baked. If only life was that easy.

lol, when i remember that film

i'll be the one who wears the strap on in the relationship!

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Originally posted by jennypie
Because you're a filthy WHORE!

i'd be the mediator probably...but at the same time, the one who tells everyone what they don't want to hear and starts to slowly lose tolerance for my co-stars and eventually is disliked by all but maybe one of them.

and i'd probably also be the one providing drunk entertainment for everyone. lol and i don't mean the topless bar dancing type of entertainment, but the goofy, loud (sometimes belligerant, but in a funny way) type of entertainment.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee and i'd probably also be the one providing drunk entertainment for everyone. lol and i don't mean the topless bar dancing type of entertainment, but the goofy, loud (sometimes belligerant, but in a funny way) type of entertainment.

so youd bang everyone when you got drunk?

I'd be the black guy that dies last

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Originally posted by Boomer187 so youd bang everyone when you got drunk?

no. i'd give everyone who only has 2 syllables in their name shit for not having more syllables in their name so i can put the word "fucking" in the middle of it...

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

I think i'd be the guy who also defuses the bomb at the last minute...

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