well... this is a dumb chick, and that e-break might case her a bigger expence... I didn't know you liked the paris hilton types!?

I was on a date last night - and the guy got so fukkin drunk he serioulsy proposed marriage to me!!!! I said first of all, "No!" and "secondly there is no ring, so No!" he was pissed and I almost didnt' get laid!

I don't think he was serious, but he was seriously PISSED off that I said no! Damn all you Italians!

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy she was doing it for 3 days lol. another story i want to bring up thats completely random but about cars, Once i was driving down my street in the middle of a snow storm. and some dudes car must have broken down. so his girl and him were pushing the car to wherever. but the kicker was the dude was sitting in his car with the door closed and his gf was pushing from behind hahahaha. its not even like the dude had his upper body in the car steering while pushing the door of the car to help. nah he was fully sitting down windows up and his gf was pushing. thats a true fuckin man

mustve just seen borat

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Originally posted by Spike mustve just seen borat

no this happened years ago. if this is stolen from borat i apologize, im not that corney to steal something from a blockbuster hit that just came out last wekk that billions of people have already seen. I in fact havent seen the movie and now i thank you for FUCKIN ruinn it for me lol


but i also do thank you...its kinda like the booger hanging from the nose thing, do you tell the person or dont you. thank you for being a friend and telling me i do in deed have a booger hanging which i was unaware of

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy no this happened years ago. if this is stolen from borat i apologize, im not that corney to steal something from a blockbuster hit that just came out last wekk that billions of people have already seen. I in fact havent seen the movie and now i thank you for FUCKIN ruinn it for me lol but i also do thank you...its kinda like the booger hanging from the nose thing, do you tell the person or dont you. thank you for being a friend and telling me i do in deed have a booger hanging which i was unaware of

it didn't ruin anything, nor was it in the movie. its just women in kazakstan are 2nd class citizens, much like what your story endorses.

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Originally posted by Boomer187 it didn't ruin anything, nor was it in the movie. its just women in kazakstan are 2nd class citizens, much like what your story endorses.

so i didnt actually have a booger till i tried to pick it ?

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Originally posted by dallastar well... this is a dumb chick, and that e-break might case her a bigger expence... I didn't know you liked the paris hilton types!? I was on a date last night - and the guy got so fukkin drunk he serioulsy proposed marriage to me!!!! I said first of all, "No!" and "secondly there is no ring, so No!" he was pissed and I almost didnt' get laid! I don't think he was serious, but he was seriously PISSED off that I said no! Damn all you Italians!

must resist impulse to insult....too easy

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Just Pick it!

can anyone do this with there tounge?

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for now on your name shall be dallastor, destroyer of threads and all things that are funny

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Originally posted by dallastar can anyone do this with there tounge?

i can, but i need to be looking in the mirror to watch myself do it.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by medinaM5 thats not really lingo tho, thats a common name for pot.

It's an even more common name for a popular brand of beer though....

UK people will know where Liverpool is. For those around the world, it's a major city in the UK, basically a big place, complicated road system, about 4.5 million population. It's not small.

Anyway, my ex had a friend that moved up there. She invited the pair of us up to see her new place. So I say to my girlfriend, I'll drive, and I'll get us as far as the city. You get the specific directions to the house once we get to Liverpool. So we spend 4 hours driving up, and as we approach the outskirts of the city I say, "OK, what do we do when we get to Liverpool", and she says "when you get to Liverpool it's the first turning on the left."

I went fucking bananans. We fell out that night in a major way.

Jarv