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Originally posted by davemolina LOL You girls crack me up.

Go shit in your hat Dave.

Sh1t in a hat?!

My friend once told me a story about this old Army guy that used to work with him. A rite of passage there (60s era) was to sh1t in the noobs hat. One guy vowed to never have his hat sh1t in and went so far as to lock it up in his locker every night. One night while he was sleeping, the other soldiers took some tools, disassembled the lockers from the wall, unscrewed the back of the lockers, removed the hat, sh1t in it, then reassembled everything.

Needless to say, the sh1tee was pissed.

The morale of the story you may ask?


Steve's mom is a slut and played many a meat flute within those barracks.

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Originally posted by Dirk W. People in Dallas aren't *ssholes. Just look at me, I live in Dallas.

Meat is Murder...tasty, tasty murder.

If you read between the lines, that's the moral of every story. Especially in the bible.

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Originally posted by davemolina Sh1t in a hat?! The morale of the story you may ask? Steve's mom is a slut and played many a meat flute within those barracks.

Dave, tell you mom to mix in a bath sometime this year. That nasty whore smells like cheese.

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Originally posted by Rememberence_ If you read between the lines, that's the moral of every story. Especially in the bible.

James (AKA Prince of Darkness), I know you didn't read the bible because

1. You are Satan
2. You can't read
3. You can't get your toungue out of Dave's ass long enough to do anything else.

I hope you are having a great day

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Originally posted by djjonas James (AKA Prince of Darkness), I know you didn't read the bible because 1. You are Satan 2. You can't read 3. You can't get your toungue out of Dave's ass long enough to do anything else. I hope you are having a great day!

He can too read, you liar!

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Originally posted by Zeonfiend He can too read, you liar!

Wait a second. I thought you were off the reservation for a bit. Did you not ever go?

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Originally posted by djjonas I hope you are having a great day

Why don't you just bake him a pretty muffin basket while you're at it...joteetz.

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Originally posted by Dirk W. People in Dallas aren't *ssholes. Just look at me, I live in Dallas.

Meat is Murder...tasty, tasty murder.

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Originally posted by djjonas James (AKA Prince of Darkness), I know you didn't read the bible because 1. You are Satan 2. You can't read 3. You can't get your toungue out of Dave's ass long enough to do anything else. I hope you are having a great day

HAHAHAHAHA Thanks Steve you made my morning... especially with #1

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Originally posted by davemolina Why don't you just bake him a pretty muffin basket while you're at it...joteetz.

I did. They are for you too. I have a "special" recipe that I used. I think both of you will like it

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Originally posted by Rememberence_ HAHAHAHAHA Thanks Steve you made my morning... especially with #1

packer makes me so proud sometimes....
but most of the time i just want to kick him in the nuts....

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Originally posted by Dirk W. packer makes me so proud sometimes.... but most of the time i just want to kick him in the nuts....

aren't you GONE yet, dirk?! i need to take over your homeless people...