Registered: May 2003
Location: Markham, ON, Canada
oh and theres no better feeling than taking a dump at work. n i dont mean on break or lunch. at my old job id hold it in on purpose jus so i could feel like i was being paid to take a shit hahahaha fukcers!
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Nov-21-2006 02:15
echosystm
super wow maker
Registered: Jul 2004
Location:
my cousin and i were watching playschool once, they were teaching us how to make paper aeroplanes. it was almost at the end and my cousin had been holding one for like the last 20 mins because he wanted to see the end.
he decided he couldnt hold it.
he let it out.
...then waited another 5 mins to watch the end.
the aeroplanes sucked.
When I was in high school I went on a road trip to this small town that had an awesome beach. We booked 2 rooms at this beachside hotel between six of us. The second room was small & only had a double bed & a bathroom. I somehow managed to get that room with this girl Ive had the hots for for ages. Anyways on the second day I really had to take a megashit. We were lying in bed together messing around & all i could think about was trying to hold in this megashit. She said she was going to meet on of her friends outside & would be back in a half an hour. That was my chance to bolt into the bathroom & release the evil megshit from my bowels. I sprayed that toilet full of poop & nearly filled it up to the top. It smelt bad, real bad! I was on my first wipe when I heard the door open & she entered the hotel room with her friend. Her friend was like "whats that smell?". She called out to me & ask if I was there. I flushed the toilet & opened the door. The thick stinky air of the toilet filled the room & my pooper gases went up their noses. good times.
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Nov-21-2006 03:14
Ygrene
Dr. Stinkburger Deluxe
Registered: Nov 2003
Location: Totergefuttert
quote:
Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
When I was in high school I went on a road trip to this small town that had an awesome beach. We booked 2 rooms at this beachside hotel between six of us. The second room was small & only had a double bed & a bathroom. I somehow managed to get that room with this girl Ive had the hots for for ages. Anyways on the second day I really had to take a megashit. We were lying in bed together messing around & all i could think about was trying to hold in this megashit. She said she was going to meet on of her friends outside & would be back in a half an hour. That was my chance to bolt into the bathroom & release the evil megshit from my bowels. I sprayed that toilet full of poop & nearly filled it up to the top. I smelt bad, real bad! I was on my first wipe when I heard the door open & she entered the hotel room with her friend. Her friend was like "whats that smell?". She called out to me & ask if I was there. I flushed the toilet & opened the door. The thick stinky air of the toilet filled the room & my pooper gases went up their noses. good times.
I just made a superdose of sinicuichi. Fuckin bitter. I used 100+ leaves boiled down to a few fl oz. Very curious about the effects.
Nov-21-2006 05:05
Clinkz913
Senior tranceaddict
Registered: Jun 2006
Location: LOS ANGELES
Everyone time if I needed to shit when I was in high school , I'd just go to the nurses office. The stalls were much more private and cleaner.
Nov-21-2006 10:32
D-res
Hangin from Sagan's uvula
Registered: May 2004
Location: Milwaukee, WI
Once you hold it long enough the urge to poo goes away and then all is peaceful. Until the urge comes back and you sit on the can for 20 minutes pushing the hardened mass that has built up for hours and hours out, which, I've heard, can cause pink sock. (the pushing, not the holding)
Nov-21-2006 10:45
Omega_Blue
Someone Changed My Custom
Registered: Dec 2003
Location: Gone
did you know:
poop usually floats because you hold it in too long, thus forcing air into the poop. thus causing poop air pockets, thus causing poop floatation.
Nov-21-2006 10:48
nekholm
nekholm
Registered: Jan 2001
Location: .fi
Almost a week, for real! It was while I was in the army a couple of years ago. We were out camping for 9 days I think, practicing all kinds of wartechniques. Took a shit on day 2 or 3, but I really hated doing it in the woods, so somehow I managed to hold it in for the rest of the time. Felt really good to get it out when we came back
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Nov-21-2006 12:45
Spike
RUN GO! GET TO THE CHOPPA
Registered: May 2003
Location: Markham, ON, Canada
quote:
Originally posted by nekholm
Almost a week, for real! It was while I was in the army a couple of years ago. We were out camping for 9 days I think, practicing all kinds of wartechniques. Took a shit on day 2 or 3, but I really hated doing it in the woods, so somehow I managed to hold it in for the rest of the time. Felt really good to get it out when we came back
a week!? my god your bowels must be huge!
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