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Originally posted by Lilith No, just means his mum checked into an Irish abortion clinic and found out 9months later about the 12 month waiting list.

Q - Did you hear about the Australian raking leaves?

A - He feel out of the tree!

Actually what's happening to St Steve day I heard your government are attempting to make Steve Irwin your patron saint.

Whilst we're on the subject

Q - What's the similarity between Freddie Mercury & Steve Irwin?

A -They both got killed by poison pricks!

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i see by your profile you enjoy football. how did you enjoy ireland's performance in germany this year?

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN i see by your profile you enjoy football. how did you enjoy ireland's performance in germany this year?

I supported England! and let's not go there too!

It was almost heartbreaking when Francesco Totti banged that penalty in against you! Heartbreaking

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Originally posted by Dj O'Callaghan I supported England! and let's not go there too! It was almost heartbreaking when Francesco Totti banged that penalty in against you! Heartbreaking

haha, i actually support england too

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Two Irish firemen are having anal sex in a smoked filled room.
The Fire Chief walks in and says
"What are you doing? Give this man mouth to mouth".
One of the firemen says;
”how do you think all this shit got started”...

Ah this thread was fun for my Post count and Bitch count, night

Lilth since your born in Sareff Efrica! This ones on you!

A South African takes his father to the doctor. Doctor gives them the bad news that the father is dying of cancer. Father tells the son that he has had a good long life and wants to stop at the bar on the way home to celebrate it.
While at the bar, the father sees several of his friends. He tells them that he is dying of AIDS.

When the friends leave the son asks, "Dad, you are dying of cancer. Why did you tell them that you are dying of AIDS?"

The father replies, "I don't want them fucking your mother after I'm gone!"

I agree it's been a laugh we should have a Colonial British Empire forum on this site, it would be banter central.

Pity there is not enough Brits or this site who get the old humour nevermind.

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