Why did the little girl fall off the swings?

Because she had no arms.

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak if vlad hasn't hit on you, that says alot about your looks. That virgin will chase anything.

wtf, I have standards.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

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Originally posted by Vlad wtf, I have standards.

Utterly irrelevant emoticon.

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Originally posted by dj_bas That's because I've already gotten them, and dished them back out. Have you seen that guy? He's a dirty WOP anyway Don't stand too close to him, the Crisco seeping out of his pores is known to cause horrible acne.

my balls smell like prego and my anus has been referred to as the olive garden.

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak my balls smell like prego and my anus has been referred to as the olive garden.

real italians won't step foot in an olive garden

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"You won a new refrigerator, great! Where you gonna put it?" - Tony Danza

hence me naming my poop chute after it.

would you like an entree?

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak hence me naming my poop chute after it. would you like an entree?

please

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Originally posted by [Tro][ho][phy] Utterly irrelevant emoticon.

Hey, if you cant stand the heat, get the fuck out the kitchen...






































































































































...and go do some laundry.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

booo!

I haven't laughed in the c0r since I last browsed. You b0r me, I am going to bed!

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Originally posted by Vlad I have wet dreams about teh parentals.

Fixed.

It is easy to break brick.
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But brick. Not hit back.

Being a bed wetter and having wet dreams are 2 different things.

I have an over-active bladder, last time I got head I pee'd alittle in the girls mouth. =\

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.