Originally posted by astroboy
Clearly you don't understand basic logic. You see if you don't have evidence that something doesn't exist then you must assume it does. Hence from now on you may assume that i have four, three-headed penises which are all called "bernie" and speak to me regularly, dispensing valuable life advice.
i accept bernie as my personal saviors. can i go to heaven now?
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Dec-11-2006 05:50
MrJiveBoJingles
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Registered: Jun 2004
Location: U.S.
Here is a link to a National Geographic piece about how far behind the U.S. is in popular acceptance of evolution:
Around 40% think evolution is right, 40% reject it outright, and the rest are unsure.
Dec-11-2006 05:54
astroboy
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Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Melbourne
quote:
Originally posted by lex400sc
i accept bernie as my personal saviors. can i go to heaven now?
Yes, so long as you don't kill, steal, listen to heavy metal or eat pasteurised dairy products, for they are unholy in bernie's eyes.
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Dec-11-2006 05:56
R!CH
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quote:
Originally posted by astroboy
Yes, so long as you don't kill
...except in defense of foreign policies and unwanted embryos, amirite?
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Dec-11-2006 05:57
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quote:
Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles
Here is a link to a National Geographic piece about how far behind the U.S. is in popular acceptance of evolution:
It would be interesting to see what the statistics would be for some of the former Soviet republics - where atheism was pretty much government policy.
quote:
Originally posted by lex400sc
...except in defense of foreign policies and unwanted embryos, amirite?
... Well the text has been written millenia ago... and when I say they speak to me I am ofcourse being metaphorical so it's open to interpretation... EXCEPT THE PART ABOUT PASTEURISED DAIRY PRODUCTS!!
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"my son will be a gienues(sp?)" - Originally posted by Googooly
"many species of bear give blowjobs." - Originally posted by Sunsnail.. NOW CONFIRMED BY PHOTO EVIDENCE!
"astroboy is brave and gentle and wise." - Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
"ew! i wouldn't go anywhere near a homeless dudes butthole... not even if i was sodomizing him with a poison ivy cactus dildo" - Originally posted by lücid
"also can someone post the link to my mom's forum, thank you!" - Originally posted by miamitrance04
"dude man its not me its what the world does to me. Trust me I'm a normal person people just constantly fuck with me." Originally posted by ********
"I can see Lira getting a hard-on already. And believe me, Brazilian ass rape is the worst." - Originally posted by Meat187