i once mixed some really shitty sake with green tea at a chinese restaurant..it gets you drunk,and makes you take big poops.win...im not joking try it.

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak i once mixed some really shitty sake with green tea at a chinese restaurant..it gets you drunk,and makes you take big poops.win...im not joking try it.

good big poops or bad ones?

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Originally posted by Marc Summers good big poops or bad ones?

Is there such a thing as bad poops?

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chinese green tea is great for digestion, so you won't get those big round hard softball sized shits that rip your anus and make you pop blood cells in your face and scream for jesus when you try and push them out.

plus you get drunk at the same time...fuck lemon and sugar.

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak chinese green tea is great for digestion, so you won't get those big round hard softball sized shits that rip your anus and make you pop blood cells in your face and scream for jesus when you try and push them out. plus you get drunk at the same time...fuck lemon and sugar.

i drink a ton of green tea and still, every time i shit, its an epic battle.

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be zen and don't let those cosby kids control you when you drop em off at the pool. Green tea only helps...depends on your diet really.

maybe i should try meditating on the crapper to loosen things up

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try scented candles, a prostate massage and a dido cd.
i guarantee you will produce shit that even armin would be proud of.

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Originally posted by dj_bas Is there such a thing as bad poops?

Yeah, the poops that you think drop in the water, but then you wipe and the toilet paper rips and it gets all over your hands and you have to wash it off but it's too late because the shit smell is stuck in your nostrils for a few hours and you don't go out and hang out with anyone like you were supposed to, because you think you smell like shit.

And.... I killed the thread.

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Last edited by Marc Summers on Dec-20-2006 at 05:22

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Originally posted by Marc Summers Yeah, the poops that you think drop in the water, but then you wipe and the toilet paper rips and it gets all over your hands and you have to wash it off but it's too late because the shit smell is stuck in your nostrils for a few hours and you don't go out and hang out with anyone like you were supposed to, because you think you smell like shit. And.... I killed the thread.

From tea to shit...interesting thread indeed.

On the subject of TEA...I enjoy a nice green tea and herbal teas like ginseng tea which is always a nice pick-me-up.

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Originally posted by Marc Summers Yeah, the poops that you think drop in the water, but then you wipe and the toilet paper rips and it gets all over your hands and you have to wash it off but it's too late because the shit smell is stuck in your nostrils for a few hours and you don't go out and hang out with anyone like you were supposed to, because you think you smell like shit. And.... I killed the thread.

I didn't need to read that at this hour.

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Originally posted by chinamon not true. i say "ugh" but i am a tranny.

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Originally posted by kotsy lol colour me retarded