i'm dying here.. courtesy of freetranslations.com:
For fun happiness a crumb on ладошку I shall put.
Accurately, with a red bow I shall untie a wrapper.
Appetizing, very nourishingly, this form of all attracts.
White, scarlet and appreciable very fine good fellow.
For little girls I replace the best in the world a sugar candy.
Simply tenderly touch tips of my ears.
You have begun to jump, I with you above leather balls.
Refrain:
I the Chocolate Hare, I the tender bastard,
I sweet on all hundred about-about .
I the Chocolate Hare and your lips concerning,
I conceal so easily about-about .
I the Chocolate Hare, I the tender bastard,
I sweet on all hundred about-about .
I the Chocolate Hare and your lips concerning
I conceal so easily about-about .
Caramels and ириски thaw directly on eyes.
If I shall tell - you киски, I hear only: Ah! Ah! Ah!
It is impossible, very difficultly to come off me.
Cautiously having eaten a slice, I assure you mine.
Refrain - 2 times.
this song goes relaly well during my drunk russian get-toghethers
Jan-08-2007 04:56
ill0gical0ne
Senior tranceaddict
Registered: Jun 2006
Location:
I UNDERSTOOD NYET!
that is all
edit:
I know no Russian, and something sounded like it
/me goes off and cries...
here be the lyrics in Engrish
quote:
I’ll put for fun crumb of happiness on your palm.
Accurately I’ll untie a wrapper with a red bow.
Appetizing, very nourishingly, this form attracts everybody.
Fragrant and pleasant I receive offset.
White, scarlet and appreciable very good fellow (guy).
For little girls I replace the best in the world a sugar candy.
Simply tenderly touch tips of my ears.
You will begin to jump with me above leather balls.
.
I’m Chocolate Hare, I’m tender bastard,
I’m sweet by 100%.
I’m Chocolate Hare and concerning your lips
I conceal so easily.
.
Caramels and (nougatine) thaw directly on eyes.
If I’ll tell them - you’re kitty, I hear only: Ah! Ah! Ah!
It is impossible, very difficultly to come off me.
Cautiously having eaten a slice, I assure you are mine.
lolz @ nougatine...
and lol @ the tags provided for the video
quote:
Russian song African guy many half naked girls
also, more russian awesomeness
Last edited by ill0gical0ne on Jan-08-2007 at 10:35
Jan-08-2007 10:10
Dj O'Callaghan
The UKTA Triggerman
Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Northampton UK
Like the chicks but the musics awful.
So the blokes named himself after a lindt choclate rabbit.
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Jan-08-2007 11:17
antronx
Senior tranceaddict
Registered: Jun 2005
Location: Hollywood, FL
Damn, and i thought American MTV was retarded...
Jan-08-2007 22:16
astroboy
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Melbourne
Here's my go at translating this stupid song.
quote:
Понарошку счастья крошку на ладошку положу
Аккуратно с красным бантом я обертку развяжу.
Аппетитно, очень сытно эта форма всех влечет
Ароматный и приятный получаю я зачет.
Deliberately the crumb of happiness I will place on my palm
Carefully I will remove the wrapping with its red bow
Appetizing and very filling, this form attracts all,
"Aromatic and pleasant" I am reviewed
quote:
Белый, алый и заметный очень ладный молодец.
Я девченкам заменяю лучший в мире леденец.
Просто ласково потрогай кончики моих ушей
Ты запрыгаешь со мною выше кожаных мячей.
Snow-white and noticeable very pleasant and good person.
For the girls I take the place of the worlds best lollypop
Just tenderly touch the tips of my ears.
You will start to bounce with me higher than the leather balls.
quote:
CHORUS:
Я шоколадный заяц
Я ласковый мерзавец
Я сладкий на все сто
О - о - о.
Я шоколадный заяц
И губ твоих касаясь
Я таю так легко
O - o - o.
x2
I am a chocolate bunny
I'm an affectionate villain
Im sweet on all (the next word is either the first syllable of "sides" or "one hundred")
oh oh oh
I'm a chocolate bunny
Touching your lips
I easily melt
oh oh oh
quote:
Карамельки и ириски тают прямо на глазах
Если я скажу им киски, слышу только: Ах! Ах! Ах!
Невозможно, очень сложно оторваться от меня.
Осторожно съев кусочек, уверяю ты моя.
CHORUS x 3.
Caramels and toffees melt right infront of your eyes
If i tell them "kiski" I hear only "Ah Ah Ah"
It's impossible, very dificult, to tear yourself away from me.
Careful, having eaten a little piece, I guarantee you, you're mine.
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Last edited by astroboy on Jan-09-2007 at 01:58
Jan-09-2007 01:34
Allied Nations
Make it happen cap'n
Registered: Mar 2004
Location: MTHELL
quote:
Originally posted by dj_bas
Ooho oh right right...
HAHA this made me lol hard!
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Fortuna Favet Fortibus.
Jan-09-2007 01:40
antronx
Senior tranceaddict
Registered: Jun 2005
Location: Hollywood, FL
This is a typical cheesy russian pop song, but having an african guy sing that he is a "chocolate bunny" is pretty hilarious. You have to understand russian humor too... The only thing that I really hate is when russians are trying to copy the hip-hop. Seeing them trying to rap like these american black rappers is horrible. Whats even worse, they release serious records of their so called rapping and the public eats it up, thinking thats really cool. Pretty sad
