so screaming is old news now?

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Originally posted by jennypie
Because you're a filthy WHORE!

^^^ That's how Mrs. Hazard and I roll

***edit... the poetic dirty talk, not Spyder's screaming post

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

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Originally posted by Spyder so screaming is old news now?

Screaming is just inpolite... inside voices

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

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Originally posted by enferno twice now in the past week or so, whilst i've been having sex, we've had normal day to day conversations. strange? yes. comments?

wow! that's fvckin lame... try choking her out next time maybe

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Conversation I had with my gf after about 4 years together:

*intercom*

C: Hellooooooooo?

G: Yeeeeellow!

C: Would like to come up and beat-off on my ass?

G: That's sweet, but I know you're getting up real early.

C: Just do it quick, you should cum on your birthday.

G: This isn't my birthday.

C: No, but we can celibrate it tonight.

G: Cool, I'll be right up.

C: I'll have my ass ready.

G: I'll start getting hard on the way up.

(warming lube, towel, ass laid out on bed)

C: I know you want me to play with myself.

G: Hell yeah!

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Originally posted by Ygrene Not so much a habit but, a common occurance: Every time the boom-boom goes down, I find our performances being judged by two nosey cats. The male gives me hi-fives when my wife's not looking.

haha last week I was house sitting for a friend of mine, my gf is over and we go upstairs to get it on in one of their guest bedrooms and we're going at like animals, so their 19 year old cat(vet says it might die anytime this month) comes in, we didnt even see the old furball come in, it made the most loudest eeriest meow I've ever heard, I jumped in the air and some how landed on my ass next to the bed on the floor. Nice way of ruining the mood dont ya think.

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Well - here's a typical scenario and you can judge if it's, "strange".

try to get my face about 1 inch from hers, open my eyes and mouth as wide as possible trying not to blink - after about 30 seconds I belch as loud as is humanly possible then tell her to get the fuck out and to come back when she's got all her issues sorted. Wait until she leaves then take out the July 2003 edition of Guns'n'Ammo and finish up while squeaking a clown horn.

why don't you fucking try it before you pass judgment.

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Originally posted by Masonious Well - here's a typical scenario and you can judge if it's, "strange". try to get my face about 1 inch from hers, open my eyes and mouth as wide as possible trying not to blink - after about 30 seconds I belch as loud as is humanly possible then tell her to get the fuck out and to come back when she's got all her issues sorted. Wait until she leaves then take out the July 2003 edition of Guns'n'Ammo and finish up while squeaking a clown horn. why don't you fucking try it before you pass judgment.

I would like for you to take my spot in the Whore Off.

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i'm only loud when i'm drunk.


but when i'm normal, i'm not a screamer. just a moaner...and when i'm about to cum, i get really quiet because i'm holding my breath. then when i'm cuming, i start w/ the moaning again. lol i'm weird

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee i'm only loud when i'm drunk. but when i'm normal, i'm not a screamer. just a moaner...and when i'm about to cum, i get really quiet because i'm holding my breath. then when i'm cuming, i start w/ the moaning again. lol i'm weird

*closes jaw that is conspicuously hanging open*

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Man, my bf and I have done a lot of weird shit. You spend 9 years with someone and that's just how it goes. I'd be worried if we *weren't* into weird shit.

^ lol


do you put on a granny wig and bifocals with false teeth that are like gums and let him pound you in the mouth?

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone