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Originally posted by dj_bas Sometimes I'll be driving down the freeway pretty fast (like 80 or 90 mph), and I get the sudden urge to just spin my car totally out of control. Flip it over, run into the center divider and stuff...really weird

i've done the same shit too. if i knew i wouldn't get hurt and i wouldn't have to pay for damage, i'd so do it.

lately, with all the rain we've been getting, the ditches on the sides of the roads have been flooded...and i have wanted to just ram into them at like 50 and see a big fucking splash of water. hahahaha.

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Originally posted by Clovis I do all of that, all of the time...and sometimes I think up really elaborate lives and pasts for these people I never know.

lol exactly. i do that too. i think it's weird too.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Cloudburst I have sometime thought about how it would be to be strapped to floor or wall and the opposite wall or roof slowly comes towards you. You know you will be crushed. When it inches closer and closer and you start feeling the pressure and then it slowly crushes you. yeah..

I've thought of that one, too. Actually, I imagine all sorts of horrific things like that. Like how it would feel to drown underwater under ice that was too thick to break.

I have a strange mind.

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Originally posted by Clovis Also one time in French class while I was in France...I made myself start laughing completely uncontrollably because I imagined a giant 6ft tall rubbery dildo knocking on the door, and then when the prof opened it, the dildo flying into him and slapping him in the face with a wet "smack". Nobody got it.

everyone, this is what happens when you go to class high.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Yeah, I could go on forever. The other day, I was thinking about what it would be like to airlift a large whale above a crowd of people, say times square on new years, and then drop it. If that's not crazy, I don't know what is.

... I mean something of that mass would probably generate a ridiculous amount of force by the time it hit the ground. Not only would it crush the people under the area it hit, but it would probably explode sending blood and innards who knows how far in every direction...

It occurs to me that it would be a rather unique type of terror attack. I wonder what other uses can be found for large animals as projectiles?

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Originally posted by Arbiter Yeah, I could go on forever. The other day, I was thinking about what it would be like to airlift a large whale above a crowd of people, say times square on new years, and then drop it. If that's not crazy, I don't know what is. ... I mean something of that mass would probably generate a ridiculous amount of force by the time it hit the ground. Not only would it crush the people under the area it hit, but it would probably explode sending blood and innards who knows how far in every direction... It occurs to me that it would be a rather unique type of terror attack. I wonder what other uses can be found for large animals as projectiles?

a giant nou? hahaha

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee everyone, this is what happens when you go to class high.

Yeah right...I never got stoned in France...stupid tobacco filled spliffs


It was more a result of being ridiculously bored with the most boring proffessor in the world on a hot and balmy spring day.

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

Sometimes when I'm shopping and theres dozens of untethered and unrestrained kids running around the place wrecking the joint and shreiking like theyre on fire... I'm really tempted to just drop the knee into one of their mothers and then try to pretend like nothing ever happened.

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Originally posted by prolikewhoa my friend sent me a picture of a naked chick and i thought to myself, that girl looks 12 but with an 80 yr old vagina!

When I'm in multi-story shopping malls, I often imagine just pushing someone off the top floor, over the railings, and seeing the surprised look on their face. Watching them plummet all the way down to the bottom, and crashing through a table or something.

But I'd never do it.

It's kind of weird...

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