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Originally posted by Enigmatik

I still love you baby...but don't cut my dick off!

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Originally posted by Abercrombie Say it isn't so

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Originally posted by Danny Ocean steroids.

Too fuckin' true.

he should be firced to castrate him self with the same knife

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Originally posted by DarkAngel I still love you baby...but don't cut my dick off!

Why would i wanna do that?!
What good is a pen0r-less man

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Originally posted by Enigmatik Why would i wanna do that?! What good is a pen0r-less man

We could still, like, build stuff and shit... Or something...

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how would he go pee pee now ......never having surgery again......yeah....Immm aahhhh ....Im gunna have to ask you to open up and say ahhh.....yeah? next thing I know my pee pee will be on the floor and youll storm out of this room huh!
LOL

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all that doctor got for punishment was his license suspended and a $20,000 which his insurance is paying for!!! That's not nearly enough!

I WANT JUSTICE!! CHOP OFF HIS WEENER, TATOO RED LIPSTICK ONTO HIS LIPS AND THEN SEND HIM TO JAIL WEARING A DRESS!!!

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Imagine how terrible it must've been to tell the guy about it:

Sir, we've got good news and bad news about your surgery. The good news is: the operation was a success, and you no longer have testicular cancer. The bad news is that you no longer have a penis either

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Originally posted by Lira Imagine how terrible it must've been to tell the guy about it: Sir, we've got good news and bad news about your surgery. The good news is: the operation was a success, and you no longer have testicular cancer. The bad news is that you no longer have a penis either

You can just imagine some of the responses that the doctors with personal issues make after surgery.

"Hi Mrs Johnston. How are you feeling? I'm glad to tell you that we managed to cut out the cancer in your breast. You may notice that there are some side effects, but let me tell you they are normal for this type of surgery. You may notice that your tongue is missing or that your nipples smell. Why do your nipples smell you may ask? Well I did a shit inside your breast during the proceedure & then sowed you back up. You may get some poop leeking out of your nipples once in a while."

"Sir, Ive got some bad news. Your penis has been inserted into your brain...."

"Good to see you are now awake Mr Smith. Your triple heart bypass surgery was a complete success! Unfortunately I got a bit angry during the proceedure & cut out your stomach, ate it's contents & then kicked your bladder like it was a football"

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poor guy