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alright here we go. I've thought long about this, this is probably the best one.
The Amazing Advetures of Denys in UoW Madison: aka Denys Gets Hooked On Anal
I was a senior in high school, and a buddy of mine that graduated the year before attended Madison. He played on my soccer team, Varsity and traveling. Between him, myself, and two other friends - we were the best of buds, always getting into trouble, all played in the midfield, all that good stuff.
Let's give names to the players in this game: there was myself, Brian was the one that attended Madison, Zach and Eric are the other "ballers" in our party. We decided to pay Brian a visit over the Halloween weekend, and if you've been to one of these you know it's the craziest time of the year @ Madison besides the Mifflin Street Block Party in March. Anyway we showed up around 6 pm on Friday night (drove straight after school). This was my first visit to a big school, and I had no idea how they get down. There was about 5 bottles and a keg in his room, A FUCKING KEG!... in his ROOM. I was impressed and immediately started getting hammered. Our costume to go out to State street in, you might ask? - I was dressed as a gorilla, while the other guys dressed in Zoo-Keeper outfits and chased me all over the place. The deal was if they caught me they get to beat the shit out of me. So whenever Brian would yell "Get the monkey!" I would have to take off otherwise I'd have some bruised testicles. Needless to say I ran my fucking ass off! So we went to a TKE party, got hammered even more, even managed to sneak me into a bar because I just left the monkey head on and handed the bouncer a fake - he didn't make me take it off and let me in. This is not my first time in a bar, but definitely in a bar of this quality. At the bar, more degenerate debauchery, more alcoholism, more binge drinking... BUT I also meet two ladies. One is a junior at Madison, her name was Lacey (hot name imo) the other is her best friend since HS Meghan. Both are fine looking women, both were swimmers or gymnasts - regardless.
Lacey starts chatting me up, the usual bullshit. Basically I am drunk and at the end of the night they ask me if I'd like to go back to Lacey's apartment to continue the night. At this point I know I'm getting laid... Ohh and the Gorilla mask? still on, I took it off once to show them my hot sweaty face (it was hot in it). We get into the door, Meghan goes to the fridge and starts getting drinks out, I get out of my suit but leave the mask on - I have no idea why, too drunk to take it off I guess. They both beg me to take it off but I insist and ask for a straw to take my drink out of. We're all on the couch, things are being said, all of a sudden Lacey looks at Meghan and goes "You want to?", Meghan nods, a second later there are hands all over my body. I can't see too well, or know who's doing what but my hands are travelling all over them. Nipples/fingers/dick/anything else on my body - are being sucked/nibbled/licked/etc. I was the perfect blend of drunk - I could still get up but didn't bust a nut like an inexperienced horny high school senior that I was at the time. This continues until they lead me into the bedroom (mask is STILL on). I get roughly throw on the bed and Lacey (who seems to be the leader of this whole thing) climbs on top, except my dick doesn't feel like it went into a vagina, I knew what that felt like at the time - I reach around with my hand to discover that my dick is completely in her ass. This is my first anal! In my head - "I love college!" Meghan is making out with Lacey while my dick is in heaven, they switched in a little while - but I guess Meg is not down with the anal. We switched positions a few times, and with Lacey I just went straight for the ass everytime, which she seemed to LOVE. I got it every which way I could and finally busted inside of Lacey's ass. This was, to this day, the HARDEST I ever came... EVER. I forget if the mask lasted on my head through the whole thing, that really wasn't on my mind at this point. I know I woke up in her bed with a chick on either side. As I was staring at the sunlight streaks beaming out onto the ceiling through her drawn curtains I found myself grinning.
I knew theses bitches were sluts. I knew this is probably not the first time they seduced a HS boy together, and it probably wouldn't be the last. I knew I'd be lucky if my dick didn't fall off once I got up and went to take a piss in her toilet. I knew all that, but I didn't give a fuck - because I KNEW nothing would ever top this, and nothing has since.
Later I discovered Zach and Brian got arrested for being involved in a riot. They didn't get written up thank god but they spent a night in jail sobering up, the cops let them out the next morning. Eric got lost and blundered into some dorm, met some bitches and slept in one of their beds, said there was heavy petting etc. I walked in with a grin and all Brian had to say was "I fucking knew it!" They all saw me leave with the girls, and as I told the whole story we paused for a couple of seconds before Zach said, quietly, "Alright dude... I'm the gorilla next year."
The End.
Last edited by denys envy on Feb-01-2007 at 16:09
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