hmmm what does the mermaids vagina look like? Will my dick get scatched by her scales? Id go "A", im thinking she could lay some eggs & I could cook them up with some bacon

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I'd definitely take A, but only if it deepthroats. +It can't run away. Muhahahaa!

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Originally posted by Jansa I'd definitely take A, but only if it deepthroats. +It can't run away. Muhahahaa!

Yeah, but when it gets to the water, it may probably be much quicker than you. Also, it can jump and slap your face with that huge fin.

Voting for A anyway...

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Definitely A, I don't think I could even get it up if I was staring at a fish head.

A has not only a face and a mouth, but the boobs too, so there's always tittie screwin to be had.

And she has hands too, which means she can cook. lol

A. fish don't have boobies.

Since you all seem to be intent on inserting your organ into this strange monstrosity of desert island fauna, consider first that fish are, by nature, cold-blooded creatures.

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I just want a damn mermaid. Some one get me a MERMAAAAAAID!



Please.

http://naughtylittlemermaid.ytmnsfw.com/

>.>

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Originally posted by Frenchie I just want a damn mermaid. Some one get me a MERMAAAAAAID! Please.

how about a merman sugartits ?

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Now for the ladies...




Would a merman without a p3n0r satisfy?

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Mermans aren't real, AJ! Pfft!