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Stare at girls asses with a tilted head...

Because one eye drops lower to sus out the 3 finger gap. She gotta have a 3 finger gap!!!

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak where the fuck you find this amish broad. These days at 14 most girls have already performed ass to mouth and can do the ping pong trick for anyone that asks.She must have been jewish too

Most of these russian broads are wild in the sack, this one must have been the odd one out.

Im just gonna stick to the whorish looking ones, they seem like they know what they are doing... and all the russian girls love it in the ass.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

get yourself an illegal immigrant(preferably costa rican mmmm papi).For a green card the will perform the sally struthers and the rusty trombone without having to be asked.Another positive to doing this is that they clean good.

1. what is the ping pong trick?
2. the sally struthers?
3. refresh rusty trombone please?

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1.when she stuffs 4 packs of ping pong balls up her cooter and then attempts to shoot at beer cans strategically placed around her.An accurate shooter is marriage material.

2.A sally struthers is when the girl opens her mouth so wide she stuffs your nuts and dong in her mouth at once.(like the fat bitch that does those save african kids spots.)If your girl can't do this you can practice her jaw muscles by jamming your fist in your mouth daily for a month.

3.Rusty Trombone is when she licks the shit of tip of your dick.Its a Louisina Rusty Trombone if she hums when the saint come marching in.

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Originally posted by Vlad Most of these russian broads are wild in the sack, this one must have been the odd one out.

How would you know the difference

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Originally posted by dj_bas How would you know the difference

lol. Ever been with a whorey russian chick? Fuck that, ever get drunk with several of them? Its a show all unto itself.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

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Originally posted by Caela

penis throat punch?

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Because, when you tilt your head, you see things from a different perspective which, in this case, makes your eye level lower - considering the fact that the arse is below the eye level in most cases, there's your answer.

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