quote:

Originally posted by SgtFoo I'm not sure it's written out right, but... "Your are not a special or pretty snowflake." -Tyler Durden from Fight CLub

hehe lol i think you meant

"You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake"

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Fight Club quotes
~note~::these are from the book as well as the movie

1.On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.-narrator

2.The things you own end up owning you.-Tyler

3.Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing.-Tyler

4.How much can you know about yourself if you've never been in a fight?-Tyler

5.Our generation has had no Great Depression, no Great War. Our war is a spiritual war. Our depression is our lives.-Tyler

6.You are not your job.
You are not how much you have in the bank.
You are not the contents of your wallet.
You are not your fucking Khakis.
You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake.
You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of
the world.-Tyler

7.We were raised on television to believe
that we'd all be millionares, movie gods,
rock stars, but we won't. And we're
starting to figure that out.-Tyler

8.It's only after you've lost everything
that you're free to do anything.-Tyler

9.I felt like putting a bullet between the
eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its
species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers
and smother all the French beaches I'd never see. I wanted
to breathe smoke.-Narrator

10.1. You do not talk about 'Fight Club'.
2. You do not talk about 'Fight Club'.
3. When someone yells "Stop" or goes limp, or taps out, the fight is over.
4. Only two guys to a fight.
5. One fight at a time.
6. No shirts, no shoes.
7. Fights go on as long as they have to.
8. If this is your first night at 'Fight Club', you have to fight.-Tyler

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All i ask is for the chance to prove that money cant make me happy

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Practicing their lines

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"This guy gets more pussy than a toilet seat." Unnamed cop - Lost Highway
"Fly fat-ass! Fly!" Jay - Mallrats

lol, gotta think of more now...

quote:

Originally posted by Mashinko hehe lol i think you meant "You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake"

i don't get that quote at all...



i wish more people would conform to stereotypes so I could be more racist

You know what I want to do? I want to go on eBay and buy all the souvenier pieces of the Berlin wall, then reconstruct it along the Mexican border

"i was just reading about the human genome project. what a waste of time! why doesn't god just release the code with the binaries?"

and i thought this one was just plain funny:

w00t!
w00t!
w00t!
w00t!
w00t!
we need a new word

anyway, everyone go to www.bash.org it's the funniest site i've ever seen! IRC funnies are on there but it's kinda slow...

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lol, i love that one

Man: "I have a psychic watch. It says that you are not wearing any underwear"
Woman: "Your watch is wrong, I'm wearing underwear"
Man: (tapping the watch) "Damn, its running an hour fast again"

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"it ain't over till the last record spins"

"if i wanted to listen to an asshole, i'd fart"

"i'm not racist, i own a color tv"

"remember me? benny blanco, from the bronx!"

"imagine finding meat!"

"why is it that every time i tell a guy to do whatever he wants, he always sticks it in my ass?"

"i good you bid evening"

"pardon my french, but you're an asshole!"

"no soup for you!"

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"If you don't enjoy masturbation, you've only got yourself to blame"

anon.

quote:

Originally posted by stella "If you don't enjoy masturbation, you've only got yourself to blame"

roflmfao mint

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