The donkey punch or the slapping with the penis? If it's the knob slapping let me know if it leaves a nice fat mushroom print. This will give me even more motivation to give it a go the next time I have the opportunity to do so!

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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike The donkey punch or the slapping with the penis? If it's the knob slapping let me know if it leaves a nice fat mushroom print. This will give me even more motivation to give it a go the next time I have the opportunity to do so!

I've done something similar to my girlfriend. I was pushing it on her mouth and going "sshhhh" every time she tried to talk. And one time I just pulled out and smacked it on her forehead and said "order in the court!". We laughed and laughed...then she went to bed :/

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Originally posted by dj_bas I've done something similar to my girlfriend. I was pushing it on her mouth and going "sshhhh" every time she tried to talk. And one time I just pulled out and smacked it on her forehead and said "order in the court!". We laughed and laughed...then she went to bed :/

Fucking awesome - Myra, if you're reading this, you might as well get ready to expect a slap to the face when you least expect it!

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Fucking hell mate. I would NEVER antagonise a bird if my love stick was in/near her mouth.

"Sshhh love - Pipe down a bit ay?"

*CHOMP!*

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Originally posted by dj_bas I've done something similar to my girlfriend. I was pushing it on her mouth and going "sshhhh" every time she tried to talk. And one time I just pulled out and smacked it on her forehead and said "order in the court!". We laughed and laughed...then she went to bed :/

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HAHAHAHHA!


I just chocked.

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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike Fucking hell mate. I would NEVER antagonise a bird if my love stick was in/near her mouth. "Sshhh love - Pipe down a bit ay?" *CHOMP!*

Ever since your inspirational MySpace comment I've decided to live a bit more dangerously. Insulting my girlfriend while my bellend is between her teeth and a few danger wanks in between my flat and work

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Originally posted by dj_bas Ever since your inspirational MySpace comment I've decided to live a bit more dangerously. Insulting my girlfriend while my bellend is between her teeth and a few danger wanks in between my flat and work

Fucking "danger wanks"! I'm crackers over here!

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A danger wank is a hilarious prospect. I've yet to do one in the traditional sense yet, but by fucking jove I intend to!

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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike A danger wank is a hilarious prospect. I've yet to do one in the traditional sense yet, but by fucking jove I intend to!

Define please.

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It's pretty much all in the title. You start to bash one out and just before the point of climax you call out for someone like your mum or dad to come up to your room - From this point on the mission is to 'finish' before he/she clambers the stairs and into your room!

*Missions Impossible Music*