whats 18 inches long and makes women scream?









































sudden infant death syndrome

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A guy calls the hospital. He says, "You gotta send help! My wife's going into labor!"

The nurse says, "Calm down. Is this her first child?"

He says, "No! This is her husband!"

lol.

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Originally posted by igottaknow A guy calls the hospital. He says, "You gotta send help! My wife's going into labor!" The nurse says, "Calm down. Is this her first child?" He says, "No! This is her husband!"

damnit
my favorite joke's one that doesn't lend itself well to typing it out
meh, w/e


why can't women parallel park?






























because all their life they've been told that this* is 6 inches

*hold hands approximately 4-5 inches apart, like you're telling someone how much room they have to back up

wow, i just made that joke totally lame
its great i swear*!

*may not be true for men uncomfortable with their penis size

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One night two fur seals go to a club.

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Originally posted by Lilith One night two fur seals go to a club.

Oh that's really wrong.

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What has a tail and walks like a dog?













a dog.

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Originally posted by BTG What has a tail and walks like a dog? a dog.

winner!

2 monkeys in a bath. One says to the other "Ooo ooo ahhhh ahhh ahhh." The other says "Perhaps you should put some cold in."



Thank you, thank you.

How can you drop an egg four feet without breaking it?




























Drop it from five feet. It won't break during the first four feet.

Why did the monkey fall off of the tree?


























It died.