i always insert my unwanted babies into the condom dispensing machines in bar restrooms, and they give back a dollar in quarters as a refund.

then i take the money and buy myself 2 apple pies from McDonalds. everyone wins!

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Originally posted by Allied Nations it is funny when rjt types like a brit though...

Sometimes I even speak that way in real life!

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Originally posted by RJT Sometimes I even speak that way in real life!

in a vain attempt at mikey mike worship




i'd feel bad if i didn't post this :

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Originally posted by Omega_Blue in a vain attempt at mikey mike worship i'd feel bad if i didn't post this :

Ouch. I feel as low as Sean P.

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Originally posted by RJT Ouch. I feel as low as Sean P.

nah bro, you make girls want to throw off their panties and scream for more.

Finally! A solution to all of my problems

*drops annoying cat into baby box*

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Originally posted by RJT Still, they should have those here. Successfully hide the pregnancy for 9 months, then drop the baby off immediately after a sketchy back alley birth, exercise a few weeks, and no one's the wiser!

Can you do it to other peoples kids, because there's a tribe of the filthy vermin that run around down near the end of the road behind my place that start screaming at about 3:30pm and don't stop screaming until about 6pm every day after school.

They're obviously not wanted and come with about half a dozen plastic tricycles and water pistols which no sane or at least well-bred person would give to that many of the bastards.

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Originally posted by RJT Sometimes I even speak that way in real life!

Were you born in Milwaukee?

I'd love to hear a Milwaukee-British accent

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Originally posted by Lira Were you born in Milwaukee? I'd love to hear a Milwaukee-British accent

I was actually born in Brazil.

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Originally posted by RJT I was actually born in Brazil.

Tipo, de com força? Whereabouts in Brazil were you born?!
Did Myra fall in love with a flamboyant sexy boy from Rio?
Is "Rob Turner" actually "Roberto Torneiro"?

OMG, the truth is slowly unfolding...

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Nope.

The truth is that I was born in Appleton, Wisconsin.

I did, however, tell Myra that I was born in Brazil (I was wearing a Brazil Track Jacket) on the night we hooked up, and she bought it hook, line, and sinker.

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