God: Tiesto, my plan at a peaceful world is crumbling. Famine, disease, pornography, violence, atheism. My creation is......is...(starts crying)

orchestra starts playing Finished Symphony

(Tiesto hugs God and lets him cry on his shoulder)

(Tiesto pulls God away and they stare at each for a brief moment)

Tiesto: I have a plan. My Reincarnation schedule says i'm due back on earth on Jan 17, 1969. All i ask is that you grant me the fingers of Jesus and the ears of David. I'll take care of the rest. I will unite the world in a way no one thought was possible.

God: plz, your my only hope Tiesto.

(God looks down teary eyed)

(Tiesto lifts god's chin with his finger)

Tiesto: wish me luck sunshine (Tiesto winks and then kisses God with his tongue)

(A light emerges from behind Tiesto and he walks toward it as this music kicks in
)

(God gives a slight grin)

Narrator: and with that, on that day, DJ Tiesto was born, and the world was good again.

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Everything is beautiful. Let the music carry you. Baby I will follow you forever. Nowhere else I'd rather be when you're lying next to me. Let the music carry us together.
anti-JennyPie Alliance
SuspicionVandit: Are you God?
Paul Van Dyk 09-24-2009: No, but I can sign your sleeve under that name if you let me!

all my monologues are more than 30 seconds. i kinda talk to myself a lot.