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Originally posted by inconspicuous lol edit: actually, if it "ssssssss"d, wouldn't that mean that the moisture evapo---nevermind...

no you're right, just lick your finger and touch them.. i don't know where i came up with the other part..

josh spoke the truth

You're even hotter than the flame on my bunson burner!

*push up glasses*

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Originally posted by Lebezniatnikov You're even hotter than the flame on my bunson burner! *push up glasses*

lol now thats just lame, but good try m8

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"Baby, im single and ready to mingle."

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GDM yo!

'Under peaceful conditions the warlike man attacks himself' - Nietzsche

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Originally posted by dallastar I do not lurk here on TA!

I agree with Josh all the way.

I was in a relationship with a girl for over a year. Saw her at the mall, friends gave me 20 bucks just to say a lame yet pretty funny pick-up line and I did since it's 20 bucks.

We were in borders having something at the cafe and reading magazines, shes with her friends at another table. Walk up, sit down, "Hey, I'll be your burger king if you be my dairy queen if you treat me right you can have it your way."

She laughed her ass off and basically we just started talking from there. After that I got her number cause she wanted to hang out and it went from there.

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Originally posted by jupiterone I agree with Josh all the way. I was in a relationship with a girl for over a year. Saw her at the mall, friends gave me 20 bucks just to say a lame yet pretty funny pick-up line and I did since it's 20 bucks. We were in borders having something at the cafe and reading magazines, shes with her friends at another table. Walk up, sit down, "Hey, I'll be your burger king if you be my dairy queen if you treat me right you can have it your way." She laughed her ass off and basically we just started talking from there. After that I got her number cause she wanted to hang out and it went from there.

Best 20 bucks ever? or the ones they gave you to break up with her

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NOBODY DOES THIS ANYMORE

you could use some of Vlads lines:

"Hey baby we doesnt have much time my blue jeans is tight and on to my love rocket climb"
"You is Venus I is Mars, with you I's richer than all the czars"


The homestarunner line:

"Would you like to ride on my beautiful baloon"

Geeky:

"I would like to set my public key to your foriegn key"
"My firewall runs in promiscuous mode, mind probing my ports"
"Let me see if my string is accepted by your turring machine"
*Whips out a piece of paper and writes down: "You (Union symbol) Me = nice (subset symbol)"*
"I bet youre a Finite automata just waiting to accept my string"
"I speak many languages, however I haven't assimilated yours care if I disassemble you?" <--- that one wont work unless shes a programmer as well.

"You're mingin"

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Originally posted by DJFreaq wtf Ygrene is energy backwards

Sergio Jimenez - Hiatus pt.1, June 07 Compilation
http://myspace.com/sergiojimenez

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Originally posted by josh4 ah whatever dude, its not about what you say but how you say it. the whole concept of a pickup line is that first initial introduction. if you can approach them with confidence and no fear of rejection it doesnt matter what you say (within reason). ive gotten digits from starting with asking what their favorite type of cereal is also if you want to keep a conversation going just remember FORD. thats Family Occupation Recreation Dreams. you can get at least 20 minutes out of that

+1000


true story

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Spill drink on girl and say:

"Looks like we better get you out of these wet clothes"

idk if this one has been mentioned but..


"hey, is your daddy a baker...cuz you have nice buns"

that one is just plain wrong...

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