My great grandmother had one back in the 70's and when company would come over to play bridge, the thing would decide to jack off while hanging from the drapes.

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Originally posted by Jungle Fever My great grandmother had one back in the 70's and when company would come over to play bridge, the thing would decide to jack off while hanging from the drapes.

LOL!

This topic of monkeys JUST came up today after work at the Rogers Wireless store.

Ppl who were upgrading a phone, the girl started bitching about monkeys... i dunno how it came up, then another co worker there chimmed in, bc her ex bf used to have one... and she was going on about how annoying they are as pets, and tht they thing would literally jerk off ALL THE TIME randomly all the time

she was not a fan and found very very unappealing (disgusting more like it) as household pets.

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Originally posted by Jungle Fever jack off while hanging from the drapes.

hahahahahahahahahah.

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Originally posted by Truepioneer I have a typwriting monkey posting this for me right now. In fact he does 80% of my posting! No wonder I get such a bad rep. I should fire him and buy a new one.

Forget the monkey dude! You are officially the coolest person on this board... it's every man's dream to ride an Ostrich!
So jealous! Is that really you?

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Originally posted by Mortyman Forget the monkey dude! You are officially the coolest person on this board... it's every man's dream to ride an Ostrich! So jealous! Is that really you?

Do ostrich eggs really taste that good?

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Originally posted by Mortyman You are officially the coolest person on this board... it's every man's dream to ride an Ostrich!

Clearly, you've never ridden a camel.

P.S. Monkeys are lame - they're everywhere. I want a Panda. Or a Kiwi (the bird, not the fruit).

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You guys don't understandddd....

MONKEYS ARE EVIL.

They steal things from lil boys and girls....

/nostalgiaa...

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Originally posted by Cosmic Fur Clearly, you've never ridden a camel. P.S. Monkeys are lame - they're everywhere. I want a Panda. Or a Kiwi (the bird, not the fruit).

mmmmmmmmmm yum kiwi, the fruit...not the bird LOOOOOOOOL

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Originally posted by trance-ultima mmmmmmmmmm yum kiwi, the fruit...not the bird LOOOOOOOOL

Oh hey, Kiwi is delicious... but it doesn't make a good pet - it just lies there and eventually starts smelling bad.

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Originally posted by Cosmic Fur Oh hey, Kiwi is delicious... but it doesn't make a good pet - it just lies there and eventually starts smelling bad.

hahaha true
id want a cougar or like a siberian tiger...they are so gorgeous
id love to just lay down and snuggle with it
so big and soft


O H SNAP
a kangaroo would be sick too

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Originally posted by trance-ultima hahaha true O H SNAP a kangaroo would be sick too

yaaaa...cos then you could chill in their pockets and they could take you places....