I'm saving myself for one special lady. Must love action..... figures, Star Wars, and other fun things like riding bike, waxing my chest, etc.

Pic is below. Call me!

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

whats the big deal about jennypie anywayz?

isn't this thread about how psy t never had sex with 400 ladies?

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Originally posted by Mr. Pink whats the big deal about jennypie anywayz? isn't this thread about how psy t never had sex with 400 ladies?

Yeah seriously! My sex life isn't that exciting! Well it IS...but you know.

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Originally posted by jennypie My sex life isn't that exciting! Well it IS...but you know.

yes....

...we know

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Originally posted by SuspicionVandit isn't there a "legal" way to cheat the "i swear i hit it" system? say you take a shit on your hand and you throw it into some girls at the mall. +3 for scat sex cum on your own hand and start shaking everyone's hand (without washing) pretending to run for governor. +40 each day for handjob ?

Please be sure to let me know your TA "screenname" if I ever run into you. I'd hate to make it on your list. Unless you count my withholding shaking your hand as an S&M torture, in which case, by all means... add them points up.

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

maybe he meant to say he had sex 300... dare i say sparta?

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Originally posted by HardTranceProd talking and fucking doesn't happen at the same time

last time i checked "suck it bitch!", "grab those toes", and "oh shit your kid is watching!"...are forms of speech...aka talking.

the majority of my man whore days was when i tended bar.
all the staff fucked each other, and i learned that saying "no charge" is a much better aphrodisiac than "i love you"

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak last time i checked "suck it bitch!", "grab those toes", and "oh shit your kid is watching!"...are forms of speech...aka talking.

the first one was acceptable....the latter, kinky

but yes, i agree..... dirty talk is indeed a language of its own

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the longer you are with someone...you can actually have conversations.
her: do you think i look fat
me: suck me bitch
her: (muffled) do you think (insert friend) bf is cheating on her
me: grab your toes
her: are you thinking of someone else
me: oh shit your kid is watching

see...not only dirty talk

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak the longer you are with someone...you can actually have conversations. her: do you think i look fat me: suck me bitch her: (muffled) do you think (insert friend) bf is cheating on her me: grab your toes her: are you thinking of someone else me: oh shit your kid is watching see...not only dirty talk

you worked the dirty talk in well. Well played. Well played.


you must do this often

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what can i say i love kids

that also works during breakfast

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak what can i say i love kids that also works during breakfast

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People who own my ass: Citric Acid, Boomer187, Tribu, Sand Leaper,
Jackson, venomX, jamie, Renegade, Konjin, Akridrot, Miss Bliss.
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