i'd go with paris hilton. i'd slip a roofie in her drink and take pictures of her snatch showing in her miniskirt while she's puking out the side of her car door. then i'd also make it a point to get pics of her doing rails of coke off a glass table.
sell them to the tabloids and make enough money to quit my job, finance a condo, and pay for my education for the next 5 years.
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man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone
May-07-2007 21:02
bas
Stronger Lover
Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Here I Am Baby
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Originally posted by Slylee
i'd go with paris hilton. i'd slip a roofie in her drink and take pictures of her snatch showing in her miniskirt while she's puking out the side of her car door. then i'd also make it a point to get pics of her doing rails of coke off a glass table.
sell them to the tabloids and make enough money to quit my job, finance a condo, and pay for my education for the next 5 years.
Not the most baller shit you can come up with Jamie. C'mon.
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May-07-2007 21:03
Slylee
love lockdown
Registered: May 2001
Location: Hollywood, FL
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Originally posted by bas
Not the most ballerest shit ever! you can come up with Jamie. C'mon.
fixed
and i think it's a pretty good idea.
ok ok, so maybe i should go with someone else. someone who is a goody goody, like scarlette johanssen and get pics of HER doing that. i'd get more money for those.
if i called the tabloids with news of pictures of paris like that they'd be like, "eh, tell us something we don't know"
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man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone
May-07-2007 21:11
frankgrimes87
tranceaddict
Registered: Nov 2006
Location:
Snoop dog, with sum hypnotic and a fat blunt haha
May-07-2007 23:21
CrazedOut
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Dec 2005
Location: Hollywood
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Originally posted by Gauss
Maybe Jason Statham...
So he can bend you over and stick it in the middle of Chinatown? Naw...
Vince Vaughn ftw!
May-08-2007 03:43
nchs09
Traceaddict in training
Registered: Sep 2003
Location: Inside your mum
pablo escobar!
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