At my last job I worked with this total clown who sat across from me. We’re still friends actually, he’s hilarious. Anyway, so he’d mosey on over to my desk and start looking through my papers like he was looking for something, and I’d be like, “what” and he’d he like, “oh nothing, I thought I left something on your desk” and then he’d walk back over to his desk, and about 15 seconds later I would smell the nastiest fart ever, but I was confused because I didn’t do it. Then he’d start busting out laughing because I had this confused look on my face and then I realized it was him. I’d be like, “U ****** that’s disgusting”.

He was always trying to come over to my area and silently rip them, but as soon as he’d get up I’d be like, “I don’t fucking think so, stay over there u assmunch!”

Then he’d go down to check the mail or something, and I’d get on his computer really quick and download pictures of marky mark (the same calvin klein ones that frenchie posted yesterday actually lol) and put it as his desktop, or change his screen saver to say, “I LOVE COCK”. Haha good times at that office.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Are none of you familiar with the old 'crop dusting' technique?


CROP DUSTING

When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn't know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your pants.


Works a treat.

Just buy one of those mini fans, and just let loose man. Then just blow it towards another part of your office. Someone else will get blamed for it. Just make sure no one see the fan LOL

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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike Are none of you familiar with the old 'crop dusting' technique? CROP DUSTING When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn't know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your pants. Works a treat.

i nearly spit out my coffee reading this just now

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Originally posted by Slylee ” Then he’d go down to check the mail or something, and I’d get on his computer really quick and download pictures of marky mark (the same calvin klein ones that frenchie posted yesterday actually lol) and put it as his desktop, or change his screen saver to say, “I LOVE COCK”. Haha good times at that office.

ahaha!! That's fantastic. We all pull shit like that on one another at work, well im not inluded much anymore becuase I don't have a cubicle anymore but sometimes I have sneaky bastards come into my office and do funny stuff.

There is this one guy who works in accounting a few doors down from me that gives me reports at the end of everyday so he'll come in and be like, " Tricia I have some stuff fo you" so I'll be, " oh great Justin, hand 'em over" so he'll go ,ok, *enter fart here*" sometimes they don't smell but sometime they are SBD farts, SBD mean -silent but deadly.

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Originally posted by Frenchie ahaha!! That's fantastic. We all pull shit like that on one another at work, well im not inluded much anymore becuase I don't have a cubicle anymore but sometimes I have sneaky bastards come into my office and do funny stuff. There is this one guy who works in accounting a few doors down from me that gives me reports at the end of everyday so he'll come in and be like, " Tricia I have some stuff fo you" so I'll be, " oh great Justin, hand 'em over" so he'll go ,ok, *enter fart here*" sometimes they don't smell but sometime they are SBD farts, SBD mean -silent but deadly.

lol

yea i honestly miss working at a bigger firm. more personalities and people to fuck with. i am usually the prankster in the office. i mean, given that there are some cool co-workers. i think one of these days i'm going to put my boss' stapler in a mold of jello like from The Office. hahah that would be so funny.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

ive let go of a few when some nurses where passing by.
it was ... liberating.

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