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Originally posted by djmaxima

LOL!

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"You won a new refrigerator, great! Where you gonna put it?" - Tony Danza

Oh well, at least with a few billion people in the world, Im sure you will find work else where

Becaome Islamic & Go stone a 17 year old girl in Iraq

Sell some oil to those hungry consumers

Sell your body & then live off cocaine

Cut a dolphins throat in Japan

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Just tell them somebody got the wrong number. I'm curios as to what was said in the voicemail.


Also what was the name of your company and your occupation?

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Originally posted by Mr.Mystery That's actually legal there? Land of the free indeed.

Dude most Americans haven't been outside of their own state, it's a difficult concept for them to comprehend that there are countries that have more feedom.

Last edited by Igaryok on May-19-2007 at 17:15

I was just hired on to a new job this week... really good pay, benefits etc. etc.

Anyway, we have the internet, and I am allowed to use MSN at work, or go online if I like. They have told us however, that they can remotely watch all the activity on the computer, and/or that they log everything that is done. I was tempted to log into TA, but being a new job, and the level of inappropriateness on TA, I decided not to.

Good luck Will... I hope you get everything sorted out.

for me it sounds unbelievably strange: you lose your job because someone else sent you a NSFW message to your cellphone at work???? I could at least understand the situation if you send NSFW stuff with your cellphone but the other way round by just receiving a bad message is enough to lay you off?? Strange world! You are a victim and that not just once but twice!

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Originally posted by Igaryok I'm curios as to what was said in the voicemail.

Here it is; the names have been changed/censored as my lawyer advise me to do so.

(SUSPECT #1, mockingly): Uhm Hello this William I'm sorry I missed your call please uhm leave your number and I'll....YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING NERD!! Anyone ever tell you that? FUCK-KING NERD!! You know what, you know what I'm going to do?!? You know what I'm going to do?!? This-is-what-im-this-is-what-im-this-is-what-im-going-to-do: Im-gonna-im-gonna-im-gonna MEET YOU. And I'm gonna, I'm gonna like lean you over just ever so slightly....THROAT-PUNCH!!!....and then I'm gonna kick you right in the ass, that's what I'm going to do. And ****** says.....

(SUSPECT #2): THROAT-PUNCH AGAIN!!!

(SUSPECT #1): Throat-punch again!!And you know what's funny?? Is I got throat-punched tonight. And what did ****** say?!?

(SUSPECT #2): ****** says: Ygrene you're banned from TA.......forever. FOR-EVER. FOR-EVER.

(SUSPECT #1): Well to be fair...

(SUSPECT #2): Ok tomorrow.

(SUSPECT #1): ...to be fair, his, I think his wife banned him, I think. We had a very lengthy conversation to where his....he's like, he's like apparently everybody I talk to on TA is some hot girl I've met while I was on business. But you know what? (whispers) It happened to me. It's ok! It's ok. I know how you feel. And I love you. And I'm sorry. (long pause) So it's my birthday and you didn't call to say happy birthday. So uhh....

(SUSPECT #2): What kind of friend are you, fucking Ygrene?!?!

(SUSPECT #1): Pretty lame fucking...

(SUSPECT #2): William! Go fuck yourself William!

(SUSPECT #1): Pretty lame fucking friend that's for sure. Alright anyways, I will uhm, I'll probably talk to you like in a couple days. Alright I'll talk to you later! Bye.

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In german that is called "Rufmord". Don't know the expression in english. Someone wants to destroy you! Worst ever "joke"!

Wow, that's uhh... that's fucked up, dude. I'd be interested in knowing who did it.

lol, I've got a good guess. Two people together... and one of them threatens a ban... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....

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And for the record, that's a pretty funny drunk dial. It would be tres lame if your boss actually got pissed over that.

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