I smoked a pink cigarette today. Does that make me gay?

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Originally posted by DreamSiege I smoked a pink cigarette today. Does that make me gay?

Was it cotton candy flavored with weed in it?

if you answered yes for both you are not gay...

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Originally posted by wizniz + ftmfw

funny, i use the same thing. but the sponge recently ripped (apparently, they do?) and so i need a new one.

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Originally posted by DreamSiege I smoked a pink cigarette today. Does that make me gay?

If smoking made you gay i would be eating Richard Simmons ass out with Rosie Odonell repaying me with my own rim job...so no. Being an alt makes you a complete fag tough/
Call me.

oh yeah im inventing a flesh lite that sticks on those shower heads....dont tell anyone.

water mostly

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak oh yeah im inventing a flesh lite that sticks on those shower heads....dont tell anyone.

that actually sounds painful

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shower gel is like this but not any of those, I use either lemon & teatree or lime & tea tree.

other than that, Lynx (our axe) thai massage

http://de.shop.schlecker.com/cgi-bin/bild_jpg.asp?aNr=801666015

Shampoo



Except mine is one especially for thick, coarse, frizz prone hair which is much needed.

For facials, when Jenny's busy I use this



bathroom paper



toothpaste



mouthwash



anti-perspirant (dry or the aqua fresh)




aftershave balm (mild)



moist toilet tissue for freshness



lip balm



(ok, only when i have dry lips in winter....


Sorry for being so long, I'm waiting for a parcel and it's not got here yet so I'm passing time

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Originally posted by Ygrene I use that gold soap, I don't know what it's called.

golden shower ?

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insignificant cor member alliance

Currently have lying around in there...
Dove Triple Moisturising Body Wash, Napoleon Perdis Body Scrub, Lancome Attraction shower gel (yum!), Shiseido Day essential moisturiser, Clinique liquid facial soap.
Loreal Elvive shampoo and Redken Sun Shape conditioner

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Originally posted by PhaseFour that actually sounds painful

1.you don't shove it in your ass
2.you don't shove it in your ass
3.i think i just found a new gay invention
4.shitloads of people already buy fleshlights...you know how stupid or crazy people have to be to buy fake pussies...imagine one thats wet...painful or not the key word is desperate my friend.
5.You don't stick it in your ass.
6.profit

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak 1.you don't shove it in your ass 2.you don't shove it in your ass 3.i think i just found a new gay invention 4.shitloads of people already buy fleshlights...you know how stupid or crazy people have to be to buy fake pussies...imagine one thats wet...painful or not the key word is desperate my friend. 5.You don't stick it in your ass. 6.profit

7. you can say you make women wet.

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Originally posted by Ian 7. you can say you make women wet.

8.you just called the same rubber used to make boots a woman.