I aggree. Pooping is mans best friend. Im dissappointed in humanity that it has not embraced this vital part of our lives. holliwood executives should ashamed of themselves. What do we want to see? We want to see the Terminator poop while driving a motorcycle into a helicopter, We want to see Neo take a huge crap in the Matrix, We want to see the Gladiator Maximus do one final poop before the poison kills him, We want to see Rambo cut off a mans head & poop down his throat and then we want to see a transformer take a poop!!

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Been a while since I've had a 10... even a 9.

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Originally posted by RJT Been a while since I've had a 10... even a 9.

I'm sorry bro I hope you have a 9+ really soon.

Myra, feed Rob some undercooked prawns / scallops / shrimp - stat!!

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Originally posted by Masonious I'm sorry bro I hope you have a 9+ really soon. Myra, feed Rob some undercooked prawns / scallops / shrimp - stat!!

Just an FYI for all you perpetrators out there:

Maspwnious' Haemorrhoids >>>>> all y'alls haemorrhoids



Respek!

*random gangage signage*

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Nah, it's not like I want it to be forced, or even that I need to get all that much out - I'd just like one of those satisfying poos so nice you could write a note to your grandmother about it.

You know?

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Originally posted by RJT Nah, it's not like I want it to be forced, or even that I need to get all that much out - I'd just like one of those satisfying poos so nice you could write a note to your grandmother about it. You know?

I feel like they're good when you feel the need to show others and/or name it...one that really leaves a sense of accomplishment

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Originally posted by Masonious I'm sorry bro I hope you have a 9+ really soon. Myra, feed Rob some undercooked prawns / scallops / shrimp - stat!!

she pooped hard enough for both of them when I made my IGK thread

I liked your song Xeno :*)

I do see where RJT is coming from. It is good to have a nice surprise poop that makes you grab the toilet seat, lift your legs & suddenly blast off into the stratosphere like a nasa rocket. Damn those poops are satisfying, but you can't fake them. Faking them would be like getting breast implants & then realising that your nipples are different locations & are pointing in totally different directions.

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Originally posted by Orbax I liked your song Xeno :*)

Dood, that is awesome!! I'm going to go by this threads theme & do a poop in your honour! Today, I poop for Orbax!

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ I do see where RJT is coming from. It is good to have a nice surprise poop that makes you grab the toilet seat, lift your legs & suddenly blast off into the stratosphere like a nasa rocket. Damn those poops are satisfying, but you can't fake them. Faking them would be like getting breast implants & then realising that your nipples are different locations & are pointing in totally different directions.

Exactly. I don't want to fake it.

It should be magical, not orchestrated.

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