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Originally posted by Porky i already chipped in $50 bucks. she owes me at least one juicy tidbit!

wtf im giving u guys some juicy shit here. and im only talkin about early years when i was like 9 and 10 yrs old. back when my friend matteo and i used to bring water from home for all the maffioso old italians at the bocci ball courts. i havent even dipped into when i got older and crazier when i was grade 7 and 8. and even that! is just grade 7 and 8...any thing after that i cant share tho.

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy wtf im giving u guys some juicy shit here. and im only talkin about early years when i was like 9 and 10 yrs old. back when my friend matteo and i used to bring water from home for all the maffioso old italians at the bocci ball courts. i havent even dipped into when i got older and crazier when i was grade 7 and 8. and even that! is just grade 7 and 8...any thing after that i cant share tho.

but eric, you're not as pretty as her!

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when i was 8, i had a food fight with schoolmates at a buffet restaurant during a field trip... we just picked up whatever we could find... salad, chicken fingers, pork loin, lemons, lol oh that was a disaster. we got banned from that restaurant for life...

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you guys are hyping as it is, it's probably just as bad as katie's.

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Originally posted by Porky i already chipped in $50 bucks. she owes me at least one juicy tidbit!

Haha, I'm just trying to think of one that isn't too .


Oh! K...


When I was in grade 3, my friend and I drew naked ladies all on the underside of our desk (it was one of those big desks that you shared with 3 or 4 people). Well we got carried away and moved onto vandalizing the magazine collection.

We drew nipples/boobs/pubic hair on almost every woman in every ad, and penises/pubic hair on all the men. I think I remember writing "Eat me!" all over it too. Really graphic shit for a couple of 8 year olds, lol.

Anyway, we put all the magazines in this girl Susan's desk so we wouldn't get caught, and of course she DID get caught. I remember waiting outside the door listening to her adamantly deny having done it, crying her eyes out while my teacher expressed his disappointment in her.

It went so far that she had to write a letter to her mom explaining what she did and why she did it...until by the grace of God my teacher happened to find all the naked ladies on the underside of our desk.

Everything was righted and my friend and I got in big shit. We ended up having to write that letter to Susan's mom, and to our own parents, and to the principal.

LoL, I still think it's fucking hilarious.

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Originally posted by jennypie Haha, I'm just trying to think of one that isn't too . Oh! K... When I was in grade 3, my friend and I drew naked ladies all on the underside of our desk (it was one of those big desks that you shared with 3 or 4 people). Well we got carried away and moved onto vandalizing the magazine collection. We drew nipples/boobs/pubic hair on almost every woman in every ad, and penises/pubic hair on all the men. I think I remember writing "Eat me!" all over it too. Really graphic shit for a couple of 8 year olds, lol. Anyway, we put all the magazines in this girl Susan's desk so we wouldn't get caught, and of course she DID get caught. I remember waiting outside the door listening to her adamantly deny having done it, crying her eyes out while my teacher expressed his disappointment in her. It went so far that she had to write a letter to her mom explaining what she did and why she did it...until by the grace of God my teacher happened to find all the naked ladies on the underside of our desk. Everything was righted and my friend and I got in big shit. We ended up having to write that letter to Susan's mom, and to our own parents, and to the principal. LoL, I still think it's fucking hilarious.

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the things ive heard in this thread are pretty mediocre to be honest...

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Originally posted by geroin the things ive heard in this thread are pretty mediocre to be honest...

Hey man I purposely didn't share any of the really bad shit. It's nothing to brag about really. I'm sometimes dumbfounded that I turned out "normal".

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Originally posted by jennypie Hey man I purposely didn't share any of the really bad shit. It's nothing to brag about really. I'm sometimes dumbfounded that I turned out "normal".

i've done a lot of badass things but i'm gonna mention a few..
(i'm not proud of any of them)

- stealing my parents car when i just got g1, crashing it then taking off
- getting expelled from school in grade 4 for extremely bad behaviour
- drinking in class
- asking a teacher to go to the washroom and exiting a class through a window to go for a smoke (first floor)
- getting suspended for smoking inside the school in grade 9
- getting arrested for dangerous driving
- crashing the car into a column of a building while showing off when i was 17, totaling it.

one time when i was a kid, i was playing in the yard and killed a chicken (totally unintentional), i got scared and hid it under the water tank, my parents find out later when the god dam thing started rotting and smelling.

needless to say i got the beating of my life (food was scarce in those days) LOL ..

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Originally posted by geroin i've done a lot of badass things but i'm gonna mention a few.. (i'm not proud of any of them) - stealing my parents car when i just got g1, crashing it then taking off - getting expelled from school in grade 4 for extremely bad behaviour - drinking in class - asking a teacher to go to the washroom and exiting a class through a window to go for a smoke (first floor) - getting suspended for smoking inside the school in grade 9 - getting arrested for dangerous driving - crashing the car into a column of a building while showing off when i was 17, totaling it.

Are you my brother?


I would like to know this: how do you guys define "badass"?