Here are my confessions
1) I beat off too much.
2) Even though my sig says MMMMMMMMM......Sandwiches I actually don't like sandwiches.
3)I can never remember my girlfriends last name.
4)Sometimes I forget her first name. (breaking up with here tonight)
5)Even though I am supposed to be sober I still have the occasional drink.

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MMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!SANDWICHES!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by Electric_Hybrid Here are my confessions 1) I beat off too much.

who doesn't?

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Originally posted by Electric_Hybrid 5)Even though I am supposed to be sober I still have the occasional drink.

Nutty boy!

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Originally posted by miss_e well well let's all hook up then...i do have a fetish for some gay stuff...not gay hardcore stuff more like two good lookin fellas kissing..its so..SENSUAL..not sexual...but if you guys want we can stick to the soft porn..you guys can bring the popcorn and afterwards with the pointers we got from the vids we can practice =p

(minus the kissing guys part....)

-m

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no obstacles between my heart and my words; my lips, the great liaison to my soul.

1. i got a pic of Miki
2. my email addy = [email protected]

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I SUCK MONKEYS IN HELL

about a year ago a load of friends went round my mates house. We were upstairs in his bedroom and i was sitting in his chair. We were all pretty hammered. I picked up a lighter, and just threw it out the window. Turns out it werent a lighter, it was my friends £300 Nokia 8310. Oops. He still doesnt no it was me that did it

hmmm...I'm also a clepto, which I've calmed by becoming a pothead, lol.

People think i dress in all this nice Ralph Lauren. I got Polo socks, boxers, wallets, jeans, shirts, I love Polo.

Well newsflash people, DILLARDS, if Florida, has NO SECURITY SENSORS OR CAMERAS. NONE! lol. ummm, yeah, so shit is cheap in that store now days.

I also worked out a scam (pulled it off) with 2 friends to gank a big screen TV from WalMart. lol. They have 2 doors, you go out one, pay for the TV, have your reciept checked. Then go get another one and go out the other door with your reciept. They let you go through, sometimes, lol. You then return the first one. It actually worked with us, we sold the TV and split the dough. A nother kid got cought doing the same thing the next month. lmao.

hmmmmmm, I'm 18 and I make my own fake ID's, and I drink, lol. AND NO! I will not make you fake ID's! lmao. But I do like mine lol.


Oh, and I've gotten a blowjob from a REALLY ugly girl on Spring Break, but it was break, and I didn't screw her, so that is ok, right?

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"Oh NO! It seems the world has been infected by a disease called shitty music.
We've had innocculations for some time now but the populace keeps refusing it.
You don't want it? Fine. Give me all the vaccine and a needle and I'll fucking overdose.
It'll be the best day of my life."

I like to be a bum and walk around in my underwear all day and do nothing but DL in my underwear, and watch movies on my comp in my underwear and especially sleep only in my underwear. Oh the simple pleasures.

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Originally posted by DevanteS i kicked a granny in the buttocks while she bent over to pick up a penny! okok..i'm kidding! ha! Pork!

OHOH I KNO ONE FOR DEVANTES!!!

I saw him give a a poor old lady the middle finger once!!!

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Originally posted by Damo who doesn't?

Touche Touche!

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hello thar

got caught ogling at girls with my gf by my side, w/o even realizing it afterwards... must get blinders!

afterwards...

HER: i saw you staring at that hot asian chic with the dog!
ME: who me? what?

*spank*

sorry angel...so sorry!

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hello thar

well my Confession is that I dont like trance I realy hate it more that anything in the world but I listen to it all the time ( No Lie)

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