I got nachos to mow my lawn and paid him in pesetas which are obselete now

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Originally posted by ZeJayMan Lmao. Get out of here short stack.

Don't rain on my parade. That day, for a brief moment, I felt like the king of kings.

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Originally posted by Ian I got nachos to mow my lawn and paid him in pesetas which are obselete now

Fucking awesome.


This one time i scammed stevie wonder into thinking he was white. It was great.

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Originally posted by Project-K Don't rain on my parade. That day, for a brief moment, I felt like the king of kings.

lol i once paid into a slot machine that won for a bout 40 goes in a row. smalltime cash but I started at 20 quid and went home with 70

When i was about 7 i would make greeting cards on publisher, print them off then go up and down the street selling them for 10p each but we said all the money was for charity.

We would make about £2.00 a time and wait for the ice cream man to come.

We were probably making £5 a week...until Dad began to wonder where his brand new ink cartridge had gone

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Originally posted by Jackson we said all the money was for charity.

That's the best part about that. lmfao. Devious bastard child.

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Originally posted by Ian lol i once paid into a slot machine that won for a bout 40 goes in a row. smalltime cash but I started at 20 quid and went home with 70

That's different though, with a slot machine you sort of half-expect it.

One thing i found out playing poker is that the ammount doesn't really matter, because money has completely different value to different people. I played with people who'd just throw in 20 dollar bets on crappy hands and re-bought a douzen times. I quintupled my 10$ buy in and I felt like I'd won the lottery.

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Originally posted by Project-K That's different though, with a slot machine you sort of half-expect it. One thing i found out playing poker is that the ammount doesn't really matter, because money has completely different value to different people. I played with people who'd just throw in 20 dollar bets on crappy hands and re-bought a douzen times. I quintupled my 10$ buy in and I felt like I'd won the lottery.

i was 14, it mattered

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Originally posted by Ian i was 14, it mattered

I bet you spent it all on candy bars and porn mags

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Originally posted by nchs09 nice scam... feel sorry for the chef. hes allready making shit money and you go and fuck him with this....

if I didn't get the different knife he was buying me a new one of the same...it's not like he can scratch my brand new, gorgeous knife and I'll just shrug it off. there's an old saying "don't touch my dick, don't touch my knife". he fucked up, thus, he pays.

i onced fooled ian into thinking the uk had some of the best meat in the world!

snap!

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

Well, during my high school years, I always brought lunch. So, one day my friends ask me if I can buy them plate lunches and I say sure why not (not everyday). Plate lunch goes for about 2.25, Fried rice w/eggs and bacon. I charge them about 4 bucks and they also gave me 1-2 dollar tip. This has been going on from freshmen year to senior year. Let's just say I didn't needed a job during high school :-).