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Originally posted by Moral Hazard What do you mean you can't take the initiative? Next time the two of you are rolling balls having monkey navigated circus sex like a pair crazed deviants, just yell out "throw it in my ass!" There you go, initiative taken. You really need to be more forward, Myra.

1. we never have sex when we're rolling balls

b. asses don't work that way, Mr. Hazard!!

5. i'm a total submissive

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Originally posted by lücid 1. we never have sex when we're rolling balls b. asses don't work that way, Mr. Hazard!! 5. i'm a total submissive

1. you should, however, the rolling balls part is really optional.
2. I'm not sure which way you mean but you're likely wrong... Just like Mom always said; you can do damn near anything if you put your mind to it.
3. So what you're really telling us here is that if Rob were just a little more agressive and would just go for it rather then waiting for an invitation you'd be cool with that.


COME ON ROB - SOUTHEREN TRESPASS FTW!!!!

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

last time we did it in the ocean we had no problem with lubrication, actually we got carried away and I think some people saw us going at it

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard 3. So what you're really telling us here is that if Rob were just a little more agressive and would just go for it rather then waiting for an invitation you'd be cool with that.

lol, pretty much.

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Originally posted by lücid lol, pretty much.

Jebus Rob, are you reading this... STOP BEING A PANSY AND JUST GIVE THE GIRL SOME DIRTY LOVE





























make sure you call her something nasty too

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

Where is Rob anyway... he's always absent for conversations like this... he's like the Pokearoo of anal sex discussion.

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

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3. So what you're really telling us here is that if Rob were just a little more agressive and would just go for it rather then waiting for an invitation you'd be cool with that.

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Originally posted by lücid lol, pretty much.

Quoted before deletion for Rob's benefit!

edit- shit, forgot she's a mod...guess that's a useless gesture...lol

The first time a girl ever let me take her up the shitter it was because of an accident. I was quite drunk and slipped out of one hole and into the other. Whoops! Quite sheepishly I aplogised, but to by surprise she just laughed and told me I could put it back in if I wanted to.


RESULT!

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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike The first time a girl ever let me take her up the shitter it was because of an accident. I was quite drunk and slipped out of one hole and into the other. Whoops! Quite sheepishly I aplogised, but to by surprise she just laughed and told me I could put it back in if I wanted to. RESULT!

Nice!

Nothing says romance like a bit of fudge packing with the mrs.

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard Where is Rob anyway... he's always absent for conversations like this... he's like the Pokearoo of anal sex discussion.

LOL, he's at work until 2, then driving down to my place... so he won't really be on TA at all today.

i'll relay the message for you though. also, i think Rob pretty much knows that i'm crazy enough to do anything he wants me to do. all he has to say is "do this!"

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Originally posted by lücid hey, i'm definitely not opposed to it... it's just not one of those things that the girl can take the initiative on. i wouldn't expect the deck to sand itself before i stain it.

What the hell?

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