Kille ~20 och tjej ~20 sitter och fikar.
Killen: Fan, jag har fått sådana äckliga munsår!
Tjejen: Haha, fan vad roligt! Du har säkert fått herpes. Haha!
Killen: Ja, men om jag har fått det har du ju också fått det.
Tjejen: Fan!

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I just had to post this one too...

Lady: Contrary to what you may think about your mom, she did a good job teaching you manners.
Man: Fuck you.

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Endless Cycles [Capital Heaven]
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Woman running down the stairs: Hold the doors! Oh, God, please hold the doors! Please! [Doors close, train pulls away.] Why? Whyyy?!

--A train



Hobo to man running for the train: You better run faster! That's the last train in the world!

--W 4th Street A/C/E platform



loooooooooooool

quote:

Originally posted by Mr.Mystery I just had to post this one too... Lady: Contrary to what you may think about your mom, she did a good job teaching you manners. Man: Fuck you.

Guy #1: I'd totally hit that.
Guy #2: Dude, I'd hit that so hard whoever could pull me out would become the King of England.




ROFL

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