4000 calories is a lot...eat healthy while you do this though or you'll get yourself sick

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Originally posted by nchs09 to gain weight eat your own feces and drink your own urine. this will ensure that everything you ingest STAYS in. try to drink your sweat if possible.

oh god ewwwwww

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Originally posted by Ygrene I once saw Swamper peel off 4 or 5 $100 bills from a fat roll and say this to Donald Trump: "Go clean yourself up; you look like a bum.". And then he threw the bills right in Trump's face/hair! Then Swamper and his entourage of 30, who were all wearing TA monogramed Rolexes, left the room and flew to Hawaii for a few hours because Del wanted fresh coconut. To his defense, Trump didn't even really look like a bum.