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Abigail
Yolanda
Tamiqua
Lakeesha
Keyshawn
Tariq
Taleb
Martha
Bethany
Brenda
Bertha
Any Indian (as in India) name.. Those are just some funny f*ckers, some of which have funny meaning in other languages.
Here are some (no joke)
Patel - means "sweated" in russian
Debashish - similar to word "debosh" - or "trouble", as in "troublemaker"
Parikh - Hair wig
How's this:
Minimol (yes, it's a female name, one of my co-workers)
Ramasubramanian (Ram-A-Sub) as we called him
Kotikolapudi - That's actually quite funny to russians as well Kotik = little cat, kitten. Lapudi - close to "lapa", close in meaning to dear. Try pronouncing it several times in a row, you get a beat going
Koti-kola-puDI, Koti-kola-puDI, Koti-kola-puDI, BOOM BOOM (repeat)
or
Gundapuneedi - PUNI, well, we all know what that means. Gunda - similar meaning to russian word "pizda" - which means (unt... and let me tell you ,this one is definitely worth of being called a double-c_nt, as SHE IS. Not only fat and ugly but NASTY like a junkyard mastiff.
anyway, I'm tapped out.
Oh and any double-name, redneck name is FTL, TEH SUCK:
Billy Ray
Joe Beth
Tommy Joe
Ruth Marie
Dafney Anne
and so on...
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