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Decisions are so hard. I mean look at this example I was reminded by Josh's talk to Jennypie's decision to wear a bra at this year's sunrise set...
In my example, who can blame the lovable, goofable, infamous poor old Jeff Murdock for being confused and having a hard time reaching a decision? No one, that's who (or not-who, as the case may be.)
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Patrick: It was just so embarassing. I didn't know what to do.
Steve: Happens to us all mate.
Jeff: All of us, in our time, are visited by the melty man.
Patrick: The what?
Jeff: Don't say his name, Patrick. Don't even think his name or he will rise from the shadow dimensions to do his evil work on your terrified pants.
Patrick: [chuckle] Terrified pants?
Steve: [gravely] There's nothing funny about the melty man, Patrick.
Patrick: [face falls] You know about the melty man, too?
Steve: [in a "duh!" voice] We all know the melty man.
Patrick: Who is he?
Steve: The archenemy of trouser confidence.
Jeff: Professor Moriarty. In groin form.
Steve: Darth Vader
Jeff: Without the helmet.
Patrick: [terrified and shocked] What does he do?
Jeff: Patrick, you *know* what he does.
Patrick: [looks down] Oh right.
Jeff: You're in bed with a woman. Everything's going fine. That's when the melty man strikes.
Steve: Suddenly you find yourself thinking, "Maybe she's really bored".
Jeff: Maybe you're licking her neck too much. Are you over-wetting her neck?
Steve: Are you spending an equal amount of time on each breast? I mean, what if one breast gets ahead?
Jeff: Should you be switching between them really quickly or should you squish 'em both together and do them at once
[demonstrates]
Patrick: [frowns]
Steve: Or should you skip one breast completely just to save time?
Jeff: She's wriggling about. Is that a good sign or is she just trying to dry her neck?
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Let's look at his latter problems, the one that interest me the most, shall we?
1. "Are you spending an equal amount of time on each breast? I mean, what if one breast gets ahead?"
'What if one breast gets ahead' INDEEED!!! Horrible conundrum if you let that happen. Equality ppl. Equal rights. No one should ever win the race!
2. "Should you be switching between them really quickly or should you squish 'em both together and do them at once"
Ahhh, this one is a serious question that one needs to reflect on carefully. Switching around really quickly can be dangerous and lead to injuries if ur not careful. We all should strive to play safe.
Therefore, it seems, obvious that squishing 'em both together and doing them at once is a far, far, far better solution. Both, we all know since childhood that two is better than one, right? And, this solution represent equality treatment (equality some would say) among breasts. No one breasts gets jealous of the other. That is what we all should strive for in life. I do.
and, lastly,
3. "Or should you skip one breast completely just to save time?"
OK... this one is a TRICK QUESITON!! Warning Warning! Danger Danger! Dont fall for it, even if the girl herself overs you this option if you ask which is the better path (aka. fork-in-the-road) to take concerning her breasts in foreplay.
Well, I hope this help show how easily forks in the roads can come up in real life, about common situations, about ANY situation. I hope you all always pick the right forks.
Nothing feel worse at the end of the day than realising you picked the wrong fork and now realize you'd be better off with a spoon anyways.
Chose well, and correctly.
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