best op-ed I've seen about women and farting was done by madox

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse...i?u=women_smell

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[11:58] Bas //: fuck he's hot

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A true testament to the jumbled bundle of neurons that goes into mapping every woman's brain to her asshole.

or

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Women giggle and put their hand up to their mouths, as if to say "oops! I'm cute!" No bitch, you're not cute. Your shit stinks.

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Originally posted by Lomeli or

that just means you ain't gay cause only ******s like Googoolymoogooly would use words like ubber cutsy adorable ubber fantastico fab prude


fag.

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Originally posted by Vlad This one chick I was dating came over one night (parents were gone), Im hittin' it from the back and as she moves to reposition, fucking girl queefed like whoa. I didnt know if I should have been impressed or disturbed. I was alittle disturbed.

That's what I'm talking about. Queef's are fucking hilarious. I burst out laughing everytime.

Arse farts bear no comparison in humour.

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Originally posted by Vlad This one chick I was dating came over one night (parents were gone), Im hittin' it from the back and as she moves to reposition, fucking girl queefed like whoa. I didnt know if I should have been impressed or disturbed. I was alittle disturbed.

You were disturbed from a girl queefing after a sexual position change? I wonder why...

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Originally posted by bas You were disturbed from a girl queefing after a sexual position change? I wonder why...

Reasons why I love my girlfriend #43: She knows queefs are hilarious

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stop being such a fag. everyone farts for christ's sake. i mean, i don't exactly go ripping them around my boyfriend or anyone for that matter, but i'd like to think my man could handle his girl farting.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Lira Reasons why I love my girlfriend #43: She knows queefs are hilarious

Hahah nice

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Originally posted by Slylee stop being such a fag. everyone farts for christ's sake. i mean, i don't exactly go ripping them around my boyfriend or anyone for that matter, but i'd like to think my man could handle his girl farting.

You're a towel. Have fun or sod off.

i'm a towel?

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee stop being such a fag. everyone farts for christ's sake. i mean, i don't exactly go ripping them around my boyfriend

Yes you do. Don't lie Sly.

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Originally posted by Slylee i'm a towel?

sorry ;/ mind is a bit sloshed right now