Nah, I've noticed that there's a difference between bad breath in different races.

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Originally posted by Sunsnail Nah, I've noticed that there's a difference between bad breath in different races.

List of worst offenders in order, please, good sir.

Well they all stink. They just stink differently

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Originally posted by david.michael GOD I NEVER GET MORNING SECKS

Me either =(

Great way to start the day, seriously.

It's good!

Normally I hate mornings...but waking up to some proper head will turn things around and Ill jump on it. The only thing I dislike is trying to rush it on a weekday so Im not late for work. The girl I just started seeing has been a morning trooper.

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i personally wouldnt wanna do it in the morning, i just woke up. i wanna relax, have a tea of coffee and some breakfast, i have no energy, im not alert. i would hate it.

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AustralianGQ

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Originally posted by colonelcrisp is FTW..... makes me much more alert for work in the morning, and less grumpy... discuss

Have to agree. Nothing like busting a nut then heading out the door and into the morning commute.

i always have litres of urine to relief when i wake up.. i assume this is the same for everyone else.. so how in hell does morning sex work?

a) you wake up, go to pee, come back to bed, and then fuck. in this case, to be technically "awaken" by a blowjob you need to get asleep again. too much hassle, meh.

b) you fuck while desperately wanting to pee. you bust your nut and don't really get 100% relief, by still feeling like your bladder is about to explode

c) you urinate in her face

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Originally posted by noikeee i always have litres of urine to relief when i wake up.. i assume this is the same for everyone else.. so how in hell does morning sex work? a) you wake up, go to pee, come back to bed, and then fuck. in this case, to be technically "awaken" by a blowjob you need to get asleep again. too much hassle, meh. b) you fuck while desperately wanting to pee. you bust your nut and don't really get 100% relief, by still feeling like your bladder is about to explode c) you urinate in her face

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Originally posted by LoveHate ive only jerked off in the morning so far does that count?

partially.

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Originally posted by AustralianGQ im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you

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Originally posted by ikhouvanu partially.

Wanna have sex?