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Originally posted by Frenchie Shouldn't your wishes be things that are truly impossible to obtain or do?

-What?

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3 wishes?! I have like 40,000

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Originally posted by AustralianGQ im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you

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Originally posted by VAR here, you'll need these;

I'm good, yo momma is the best sleep aid around.

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Originally posted by Ygrene -What?

I'm serious though.

Like meeting someone that you can spend the rest of your life with is doable, so why wish for it? But killing a dragon is more wish-able because there is no way in hell you'd meet a dragon just walking down the street.

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Originally posted by Cipha Sounds I'm good, yo momma is the best sleep aid around.

besides Her age,
i'm glad you can get past the 24 hour oxygen mask and frequent nebulizer and medication taking to make my Mother happy sexually.

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Originally posted by Frenchie I'm serious though. Like meeting someone that you can spend the rest of your life with is doable, so why wish for it? But killing a dragon is more wish-able because there is no way in hell you'd meet a dragon just walking down the street.

Those days are the thing of the past, finding someone to spend the rest of your life with? They might as well start publishing fairy tales based on that concept. Women are like socks, you can use them and wash them but after a while they're so beaten that you have to throw em out.

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Originally posted by Frenchie I'm serious though. Like meeting someone that you can spend the rest of your life with is doable, so why wish for it? But killing a dragon is more wish-able because there is no way in hell you'd meet a dragon just walking down the street.

well,
i've been around awhile,
been to every continent except for antartica, australia, and the far east,
yet i have not met Her yet,
hence the wish.

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Originally posted by Cipha Sounds Those days are the thing of the past, finding someone to spend the rest of your life with? They might as well start publishing fairy tales based on that concept. Women are like socks, you can use them and wash them but after a while they're so beaten that you have to throw em out.

not true. you can always bleach them or have your mom sew up all the big holes.

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Originally posted by Frenchie I'm serious though. Like meeting someone that you can spend the rest of your life with is doable, so why wish for it? But killing a dragon is more wish-able because there is no way in hell you'd meet a dragon just walking down the street.

No I fully agree, that's pretty much what I was thinking when I chose mine. Although not as dramatic as some others, still pretty romantic to me.

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Originally posted by Ygrene Alright I change my 3rd wish: 3. I wish Beat Blog never gets any wishes.

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Originally posted by Domesticated Wish 3 I?d keep this is reserve, though I probably wouldn?t need it because I?m all knowing and can therefore get anything I could ever want/need.

I just then thought of a use for this wish: "I wish Ygrene had never been born".

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Originally posted by UWM If you knew everything and never had to work at anything life would be exceptionally uninteresting.

I've thought about this many times, and I agree. Hence the ability to erase certain bits of information from your brain.

My life would go like this:

1. Plug my brain into a giant computer of my invention, download all my knowledge into a public library of information, and solve all the problems the human race has/will ever have, therefore becoming the greatest inventor ever.

2. Win tattslotto for myself several times

3. Fornicate with different hot women daily and take copious amounts of drugs for the remainder of my life, periodically repairing the damage to my brain via a technique of my own invention.

It's foolproof I tells ya! Who ever got sick of sniffing coke and fucking models?!

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Originally posted by Beat Blog I just then thought of a use for this wish: "I wish Ygrene had never been born".

Hahahaha!

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